Monday, March 27, 2006

Important Announcement: The Birth of the Super Bloggers Club

It is time for the bloggers of the world to make a stand against the four faces of EVIL under the BANNER OF
THE SUPER BLOGGERS CLUB


GALACTIC WARLORD XENU



BRITISH SUPREME CHANCELLOR TONY BLAIR



US PRESIDENT GEORGE W BUSH


SHAPESHIFTING REPTILE CAROL VORDERMAN

The Dehydrated Corpse of Marcus Tal will soon be publishing our first strike against evil with the

OFFICIAL SUPER BLOGGERS CLUB COCONUT MACAROON RECIPE ©

JOIN US!

8 Comments:

Blogger Sniffy said...

Count me in! Can I be Secretary General?

10:03  
Anonymous RAF You know who said...

Heresy!

00:06  
Blogger Inexplicable DeVice said...

Yummy! I love coconut. And I hate evil. Perfect.

Can I be leader of the flight crew? I've got my own broom and vortex goggles...

00:55  
Blogger Sorrow X said...

the other three reptilians i've heard of, but who's xenu?

01:36  
Blogger the cloned corpse of marcus tal said...

Sorrow, these are the answers you seek:

In Scientology doctrine, Xenu (also Xemu) is a galactic ruler (of the "Galactic Confederacy") who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living, and continue to cause problems today. These events are known to Scientologists as "Incident II", and the traumatic memories associated with them as The Wall of Fire or the R6 implant. The story of Xenu is part of a much wider range of Scientology beliefs in extraterrestrial civilizations and alien interventions in Earthly events, collectively described as space opera by L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology.

Hubbard detailed the story in Operating Thetan level III (OT III) in 1967, famously warning that R6 was "calculated to kill (by pneumonia etc) anyone who attempts to solve it." The Xenu story was the start of the use of the volcano as a common symbol of Scientology and Dianetics from 1968 to the present day.

Much of the criticism of the Church of Scientology focuses on the story of Xenu. The Church has tried to keep Xenu confidential; critics claim revealing the story is in the public interest, given the high prices charged for OT III, part of Scientology's secret "Advanced Technology" doctrines taught only to members that have already contributed large amounts of money to the organization.

The Church avoids making mention of Xenu in public statements and has gone to considerable effort to maintain the story's confidentiality, including legal action on the grounds of both copyright and trade secrecy. Despite this, much material on Xenu has leaked to the public.

03:14  
Blogger the cloned corpse of marcus tal said...

Arise

Cakesniffing Tina, Praetorian Secretary General of The Order of the Super Bloggers Club's Macaroon...

ARISE!!!!

09:56  
Blogger Cocaine Jesus said...

me me me but only if carol keeps her mouth open like that. can i be the coconut counter commiteeman?

04:41  
Blogger Kyahgirl said...

Well, I'm not normally a joiner but I do like coconut macaroons ever so much. Could I please be the Houndsmaster of the Super Blogger's club? We'll need Hounds of Hell if we're going to fight the forces of evil you know!

15:04  

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