Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Cake Disambiguation

Cake and syringes, introducing air bubbles
carefully cutting the types of cakes
with more than one cake horizontally.
Frosting or several specialized sprinkles
with Buttercream are popular.

Crystallizing fruits to create an article
of sugery shame
As Cakes without the ingridient bag are stacked
on the terms of baking without an oven

For meals at ceremonial occasions,
particularly weddings, anniversaries
The baking powder in Cake creates
an important part of the United State.

A Poem by the Cloned Corpse of Marcus Tal

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Ineptitude Overflowing

For A very different reason
the levels of suicide entered his experiences
with his love for the clinic
and counselling groups
He despaired as he revealed
erectile controversy masquerading
for his homosexual antics
in shady back alleys
thieves of time clutching each other
their increasingly frantic attempts
to find the grand opening
his ineptitude overflowing
staining John-Paul's clothed
posterior culminating in
a spray of lewd love making

A Poem by the Cloned Corpse of Marcus Tal

Inspired by Vlad's crude homosexual propositioning

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Spammers do not fuck with my Zebra.

Nut Busting

Small town, Big Cat Looking
through the Google search town,
blogging Andover Small small
Looking within Big Cat Archives
Uneducated heathen
2005 September
2006 September
2005 October
2005 January
2007 Epic Movie

Imagining the unexpected evil genius
earning hisiPod Shuffle
Hanging around post offices
Assaulting children elderly and women
Busting the kid's chops
in the past month End,
Yes that is that will be
For an abomination like me

A poem by the Cloned Corpse of Marcus Tal

Inspired by the Magic of the Flying Aqua Badger

Friday, November 17, 2006

The Sleeper has AWOKEN

I return from my exile

The Gift of Poechemy is yours to receive....

Tuesday, August 22, 2006


Let it not be said...

Monday, August 21, 2006

Ricardo Montalban has a message for you...

Ambassador Kosh is the 'Magic Man'

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Meet Mr Spock in his House

The Dehydrated Corpse's favourite fictional character ever and lifelong role model invites you around his home.