Tuesday, August 22, 2006


Let it not be said...

Monday, August 21, 2006

Ricardo Montalban has a message for you...

Ambassador Kosh is the 'Magic Man'

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Meet Mr Spock in his House

The Dehydrated Corpse's favourite fictional character ever and lifelong role model invites you around his home.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Never As Porky As Shatner Bill

Two glorious declarations from Leifo are
the best vehicle to communicate
such ridiculousness and power.
His character is an enigma, we cannot understand him
There is poultry, fish, beef in the fight with his spreadsheets.
For as kind regards are posted
Infatuations with William Shatner, do indicate a tit
L-H-K’s phosphorus posts had the quality of a minor hit.

But by the muscles of The MARCUS TAL FOUNDATION
and vitamins as such
His legal team try to say this site is wrong
Apparently, or fortunately, it is paved with dire nonsensical content
of a lamely surrealist bent
Which carry oxygen to the sound model of until…
It is rare and bloody, to fight its best
But never as Porky as Shatner Bill, or the internet censors will.
The Corpses & co face a test
Exploring new boundaries of naff their basis
For the bacon is all about life
Sometimes all there be, an indifferent stasis

A Poem by the Cloned Corpse of Marcus Tal inspired by L-H-K

Wednesday, August 16, 2006


Sunday, August 13, 2006

Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds By William Shatner

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

An Important Announcement By The Blogger Formerly Known As....

Due to pressing legal and artistic motivations, from henceforth the Blogger formerly known as Keif Lnauff wishes to be known as Leifo .

Kind Regards


The Taste of Meat: An Exploration by Leifo

Have you ever wondered if human meat tastes like chicken or Pork? I have deliberated about this recently and I was disappointed. Why doesn’t human meat taste like red meat beef or lamb? My colleague at work Mr Breen tells me Cow meat tastes like beef because Cows have two stomachs and eat lots of grass. He is wrong apprarently
Fortunately L-H-K is here with the facts taken from the spreadsheet of Leif:

  • All meats derived from mammals are red meats. The United States Department of Agriculture considers all meats derived from livestock to be red meats.
  • Significantly, red meat does not refer to either the degree of doneness, or the coloration, of a meat after cooking.
  • A steak or hamburger remains a red meat whether it is served rare and bloody, or cooked until it is brown or gray, or even burnt to crisp.
  • Horseraddish is not made from Horses
  • Fish is not a red meat
  • Myoglobin are Swedish proteins that are responsible for carrying oxygen to the muscles of an animal or human being.
  • Contrary to popular Belief Danish Tartarmad is not made from spicy pork testicles and classes as a red meat dish
  • Horses do not taste like Pork nor do they like the taste of Pork
  • Danish Bacon is best in the world
  • Pork turns pale or white when cooked is still somehow a red meat despite marketing to the contrary.
  • Red and human meat is rich in iron, so it is important for vegetarians and others who do not consume it to find other dietary sources of iron. It also provides protein, minerals such as zinc and phosphorus and vitamins such as niacin, vitamin B12, thiamin and riboflavin.
  • Many nutritionists consider red meat less healthy than alternative foods because of its high saturated fat content. They are fools.
  • Leif Says "Red meat is tastier than Pork or Chicken"

Until Next Time


Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Telephones with Leifo featuring YOUTUBE Videos

As everyone who works with me knows I have a love & hate relationship with telephones. I feel sometimes they are not the best vehicle to communicate so I SLAM them.

This is public service dial telephone advet about using a telephone:

It is very interesting don't you think ?

In the future of Star Trek with Pat Stewart telephones are replaced with elegant tricorders like these:

Dont know about you but I prefer the classic version.

But the magic of Star Trek inspired new technology that allows conversation to spread by phone across the world. Here in this video Japan some girls talk in their mobile phone.

I cannot understand them very well. They sound very similar don't you think?

Of course the need for greater coverage for mobile networks means boosters and masts everyhwhere. Sometimes accidents happen and flying Cats get stuck on them as below:

Here is a clip from the movie 'Commando'. No telephones, pure action as I go about my daily work routine:

This clip might interest you. I go through the same ritual before I go to work each day. Commando is a might man:

Now if I was a visit booker this would be what I do! Luckily I am a more evolved form of 'leif'? ;)

Until next time

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Beeneyfer’s Trailer Trash - American Idol

Tales of his pointed suit
with her dreadlocks by the car
Should we bother listening to her
To truly appreciate it
One would have to be a tit
But I cannot shut up her frigging crap,
Out of Citizenship
Representatives of the night,
So ridiculous and dandy.
Might be useful, but not very handy

But by great Scruffy's beard
and no Fear in 2006 I wish
An American culture on a plate of anguish
It turns out this is also an irritation.
Behind a bunch of false gods served on a gilded dish
It thinks its birthright is to be incredibly cool
Their poor are cinematically unbathed
As a yellow brick road is paved

A Poem by the Cloned Corpse of Marcus Tal