Sunday, March 26, 2006

Cake Munching Pastures of a Cakesniffer's Rectum


A Cakesniffer endures the purifying act of Rectal Alighting

Beware of Cakesniffers, hot diggitty
Sick People, Cake defilers of darkest arts, farts pissing about
The human form of a 90% tax tariff rating to damage your brain and hollow it out
They type keyboard messages with marmalade chunky bits and devastating alacrity
Shopping in Tescos for Croissants and Muffins daily
They plunder babies cribs for cakes indefinately
Actions that scar pysches
Overturning ambulances in the contaminated cake munching gardens of their mouths
Tina though takes to rights
By the power of infinity to the Isle of Wight
This satanic Cakesniffer blight
And with a flicker of match
She alights the petrol she has poured down a Cakesniffer's Rectal Hatch

A Poem by The Cloned Corpse of Marcus Tal
Imspired by the Blog of Cakesniffing Tina

11 Comments:

Blogger Inexplicable DeVice said...

Lawks!

You can certainly turn a phrase on a sixpence.

* applauds *

11:59  
Blogger Kyahgirl said...

hmmm, interesting poem. I don't believe I've seen any flaming rectal hatches around the cakesniffer's place but maybe I need to look more closely!!

08:06  
Blogger I am The Swirling Chaos Between Your Eyes said...

Hello Kyahgirl,

You look a nice bit of fille. Will you tak it up the backside as well ala Rectal Alighting ?

Look more closely into my eyes...

10:33  
Anonymous Donkey said...

Minge...

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Blogger Daniel said...

I'm slightly confused, is the real subtext of this poem strap-ons and chilli powder...?

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