Sunday, February 12, 2006

I AM ZARDOZ, I AM THE FLYING MACHINE


Puny mortals worship at the ALTAR of Zardoz's Manly Body


I pronouce Zardoz with dialogue
That renegade
I holds a strange beast
Financed by perky British actresses
The denizens of Earth worship my plot
and my flying machine

The science fiction genre opposed to fall together
I am the big flying machine.
After 45 minutes of Eric Idle
and the good nature of motion lamps.
Happiness is a shipment of
a shipment of Zardoz's words
Freshly minted by Meteor Run and the NRA
Cosseted by my codpiece
I AM THE FLYING MACHINE.

I AM ZARDOZ, THE FLYING MACHINE
Words Spill from my mouth making manly leather mugs
Each containing a renaisance festival of psychotropic prose
Worship my bizarrely uneven body... reforming notions of physique
Gaze upon the adonis who has eaten Paul McCartney's nose
I am the Vortex of manly calm flying machines
I am Zardoz and this involves people having sex.
For I AM ZARDOZ
I have a pony's tail
For I AM ZARDOZ
I have a pistol
The name is ZARDOZ
REMEMBER IT

A poem by the Cloned Corpse of Marcus Tal
Inspired by the crazed comments of the manly netizen who frequents Scruffy American's site

19 Comments:

Blogger adfjkaj said...

Now, we just have to find a way to get Zaroz to come here since he doesn't have a blog and if we advertise on others blogs they may delete our commments.

Notice how I talk about you (clone) and me (Scruffy) as though we are the same person.

I like that...

13:27  
Anonymous The Mime-Acting Messenger Monkey of Magnificent1 said...

I have a message from my master

I have used my advanced cyber-mime techniques to create a jpeg image warning to those who would associate with the corpses of Marcus Tal and frequent their website. The consequences are here...

Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...

13:45  
Anonymous Not Scruffy said...

I notice plenty of anonymous comments and some of them by fictious persons who appear all to be Scruffy. That Scruffy seems to be quite the witty one.

Why is it that you don't make a comment about Scruffy's humor and his apparent taking to your brand of humor. He obviously is attached to your style ever since that day when you posted your teltale comment on Diva's site which simply said, "Please come to my site, it has wonderful poems" or something like that.

Anyways, Scruffy is great and so are you Clone, but then again, I can't help thinking you two are the same person, albeit in two different countries or even minds.

13:43  
Blogger the cloned corpse of marcus tal said...

Dehydrated Corpse,

What has happened to the Macaroons?

Kind Regards

00:43  
Blogger Cocaine Jesus said...

more pictures of floots. this time in a thong. impressive bulge.

06:26  
Blogger the cloned corpse of marcus tal said...

Fascinating observation Cocaine Jesus. Perhaps the regal Floots and the bulging Zardoz are the same person.

Kind Regards

09:39  
Anonymous Nunya Bizness said...

I think that's suppose to be Shawn Conners the James bond old dude right?

09:41  
Blogger The dehydrated corpse of Marcus Tal said...

The Macaroons are coming......

11:31  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

====) Z A R D O Z S A Y S : (====




DEAR , OH GREAT DEHYDRATED ONE ,

MY MANY THANKS THAT ONE OF GALACTIC IMPOSSIBILITY LIKE YOURSELF

WOULD STOOP TO NOTICE MY HUMBLE BEGGININGS OF ZED,

THUS POETICALLY GIVING ME UNDO NOTICE, NOT DESERVED

OF SUCH A GREAT AS YOU, MANY H A I L S, TO YOUR FOLLOWERS ,

AND MANY-MANY THANKS TO YOUR DESERVED PROPHET " SCRUFFY AMERICAN "

WHO BRAVELY PLAYED MY EGO TO LURE ME INTO YOUR SPIDERS ALTAR OF POETRY

AND PLAYING OF HISTORY, SO AS TO REDEEM THEIR BONES THAT LAUGH,

THUS LAUGH ON HEARTILY , I HAVE BEEN HUMBLED BY YOUR MASTERPIECE

ATONED FOR PICKIN ON SCRUFFY YOUR PROPHET AND HAVING

THIS GREAT PIECE OF ART THAT IS MADE OF WORDS IN MY NAME,

I BID FAREWELL NEVER TO BRING YOUR RAGE UPON ME AND WILL

LUV AND TELL THE SCRUFFED ONE OF YOUR MESSAGE:

SCRUFFY "THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE"

AWAITING DEHYDRATION IN 20 TO 40 YEARS, AND WILL BE IN TOUCH ......AGAIN....THEN


FAREWELL ALL.
FAREWELL SCRUFFY AMERICAN "THE PROPHET" AND SIDEKICK OF THE GREAT DEHYDRATED ONE.

FAREWELL DEHYDRATED ONE AND MINIONS.



=== ZARDOZ===

14:42  
Blogger adfjkaj said...

See Clones and corpes. I knew I could lure him (Zardoz) into our lair. It took me awhile but I left a few bread crumbs on some other web logs and he took the bait.

Now, we wait for the masters to return and comment on Zardoz's handiwork and grill.

14:51  
Anonymous Orsen Wells said...

Mwaaaaah Mwaaah...

07:56  
Anonymous Marco Van Basten said...

No Zardoz ...

You can't die now...

Zardoz noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15:32  
Anonymous Forward Controller M said...

RAF Lakenheath reporting in and gearing up..

Mission acknowelged and ready to rock and roll at the corpse's ready.

More info to follow soon.

Roger that.

By the way, will you let Bentwaters know we've seen some strange UFO activity over there lately.

00:16  
Blogger Gilbert Koh said...

I am no longer understanding any of this ..... :)

00:20  
Anonymous Enik said...

I enjoy the style here. Where I come from, Altrusia, excitement comes at a different price.

03:18  
Anonymous General le Chastain said...

Where I come from enik, time moves at a different pace.

However, I will share this. The Dehydrated Corpse of Marcus Tal is a self proclaimed expert with his own theories of space and time. Its a shame they're hopelessly rubbish...

06:55  
Anonymous Enik said...

Thank you General. I perceive impression that Earth is made up of many Indians and not Chefs. I will share this book of faith with my elders in the Lost City soon. A strange scrough activity over the skies of England comes lately and I believe a landfall is due shortly. Remember to note my appearance and all is well.

Enik the Altrusian.

08:30  
Anonymous Not really a clue said...

Enik,

I know you. Because, There are those who believe... that life here... began out there. Far across the universe. With tribes of humans... who may have been the forefathers of the Egyptians... or the Toltecs... or the Mayans... that they may have been the architects of the Great Pyramids... or the lost civilizations of Lemuria... or Atlantis... Some believe that there may yet be brothers of man... who even now fight to survive... somewhere beyond the heavens."

09:14  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol

09:17  

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