Friday, January 20, 2006

I live

This is the Cloned Corpse of Marcus Tal speaking:

I have come forth from the shadows to assure the denizens of the internet that I have survived the cowardly attempt on my life. I have been sheltered by a kind blog-ally who shall remain nameless. I should like to thank the kind words of support I have received from people such as Scruffy American, Cocaine Jesus, Gilbert Koh and Sorrow.

Nonetheless, during this time I have been secretly working to identify the mysterious assailant. Tommorow, I will name and unmask the cowardly culprit...

This will be me, all guns blazing. Expect no leniency my would be killer...
Hand Guns

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

you fogot faith young

07:54  
Anonymous The Murderer said...

Excellent, lured out into the open finally.

I knew you survived.

But you misunderstood my intentions...

I knew your protective countermeasures are great and that it would not be easy to completely destroy you. However, I have some of your DNA taken from the blast debris. Soon...

MWHA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

09:08  
Anonymous The Condensed & Evaporated Corpse of Marcus Tal said...

I knew your protective countermeasures are great and that it would not be easy to completely destroy you. However, I have some of your DNA taken from the blast debris. Soon...

In my humble opinion, you should have said, "I KNOW your protective countermeasures ARE great..."

or you could have said, "I KNEW your protective countermeasures WERE great..."

You see, basic grammar alludes a murderer like you.

12:01  
Anonymous The Murderer said...

Whoever, you are fool I will make you be killed when my endgame unfolds.

I did not spend months planning revenge to be insulted by somebody who takes my name and insults it in vein with daft words like evapoarated and condensed!

Pray to your god, pray to him,
I defy you and will smash your brains against a wall. Then I will eat the pathtic morsels with a favor bean and a nice lambrini.

14:41  
Blogger Sorrow X said...

thank yer for linking up, and about yer mystery assailant...i'm sure the dessicated cloned corpse knows plenty, just a suggestion =)

19:36  
Anonymous The Condensed & Evaporated Corpse of Marcus Tal said...

I did not spend months planning revenge to be insulted by somebody who takes my name and insults it in vein with daft words like evapoarated and condensed!

Hmmm, did you slip up? What do you mean somebody who takes my name.

Are you saying that you "The Murderer" are none other than the clone yourself?

Lucy, you have some "splaining" to do.

00:40  
Blogger Gilbert Koh said...

Ah. The plot thickens. :)

02:07  
Blogger Phat Jamie; The Lion of Macedonia said...

Thick plots are always hardest to escape from!!

02:15  
Anonymous The Cloned Corpse of Phat Jamie said...

They are indeed, Phat Jamie Impostor.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

02:56  
Anonymous The Tal Shiar Death Squad Of The Dehydrated Corpse of Marcus Tal said...

We are ready cloned and dehydrated corpses for vengence! Give the command...

03:05  

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