Monday, January 09, 2006

A Picture Never Lies...

The dehydrated Corpse of Marcus Tal savouring a fine glass of brandy after betraying his co-workers to the secret police.
Mock his looks at your peril...


Blogger The dehydrated corpse of Marcus Tal said...

It was worth it to have first choice from the Jacob's Crackers Biscuits for Cheese variety box(out of shot at my right elbow) to go with the fine piece of Romulan Edam I am contemplating in that picture.

In the end I settled for a High Bake Water Biscuit which none of my former colleagues ever chose anyway.

Oh well such is life, I shall think fondly of them as I process the execution warrants.

Blogger the cloned corpse of marcus tal said...

Ah, dehydrated corpse.

I see the brandy is starting to have its effect. I hope it makes a fine compliment to your Jacob's Crackers and Romulan Edam.

Kind Regards

the cloned corpse of Marcus Tal

Blogger adfjkaj said...

Are there actually two of you, or are you just like PHIL HENDRIE. If you did a poem on Phil Hendrie, that would be simply marvelous. But, of course, you'd have to realize who he is and why I mentioned him at this point.

It is significant, that Phil Hendrie is similar to what you two are doing. Clone and dehydrated clone.

Thanks for some wonderful days on this blog and look forward to poem on Phil Hendrie if I'm not too presumptuous?

Blogger the cloned corpse of marcus tal said...

Scruffy American

Yes, I know Phil Hendrie. He popped around to my West Coast Secure Bunker in Pasadena, CA around 1982 for advice about prolonging his life with cryogenic and gene manipulation.

The dehydrated corpse of my being was also present after a nearby skiing trip and gave Phil some of his special skin cream to enhance his young looks. You would not believe Phil was born in 1938, but that is the miracle of the DCOMT's special skin cream. He tells me that only finest co-workers are used as ingredients. Again, I think he jests. He isn't that bad a fellow, just preoccupied with people mocking his resemblence to a certain fictional character called 'Harry Potter'. Apparently, this Potter is a Wizard.

I do not like Wizards, as I can tell you from my knowledge with the CIA that a evil, maladjusted Wizard who calls himself the WWWizard is responsible for approximately 90% of the internet's SPAM. I mean, honestly, scruffy what does a dignified and cultured cloned corpse of a dead man need a penis enlargement for? Masterbation has never been my style. I can't speak for the DCOMT however, but he is more into little models and convincing little children he owns the Sun.

Kind Regards

the cloned corpse of Marcus Tal


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