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The dehydrated Corpse of Marcus Tal savouring a fine glass of brandy after betraying his co-workers to the secret police.
Mock his looks at your peril...
posted by the cloned corpse of marcus tal @ 10:43 AM
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The dehydrated Corpse of Marcus Tal savouring a fine glass of brandy after betraying his co-workers to the secret police.
Mock his looks at your peril...
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2 Comments:
Ah, dehydrated corpse.
I see the brandy is starting to have its effect. I hope it makes a fine compliment to your Jacob's Crackers and Romulan Edam.
Kind Regards
the cloned corpse of Marcus Tal
Scruffy American
Yes, I know Phil Hendrie. He popped around to my West Coast Secure Bunker in Pasadena, CA around 1982 for advice about prolonging his life with cryogenic and gene manipulation.
The dehydrated corpse of my being was also present after a nearby skiing trip and gave Phil some of his special skin cream to enhance his young looks. You would not believe Phil was born in 1938, but that is the miracle of the DCOMT's special skin cream. He tells me that only finest co-workers are used as ingredients. Again, I think he jests. He isn't that bad a fellow, just preoccupied with people mocking his resemblence to a certain fictional character called 'Harry Potter'. Apparently, this Potter is a Wizard.
I do not like Wizards, as I can tell you from my knowledge with the CIA that a evil, maladjusted Wizard who calls himself the WWWizard is responsible for approximately 90% of the internet's SPAM. I mean, honestly, scruffy what does a dignified and cultured cloned corpse of a dead man need a penis enlargement for? Masterbation has never been my style. I can't speak for the DCOMT however, but he is more into little models and convincing little children he owns the Sun.
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the cloned corpse of Marcus Tal
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