Saturday, January 07, 2006

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Introducing....


Gaze upon the face of The Dehydrated Corpse of Marcus Tal


Using advanced skin care techniques and a phillishave razor the dehydrated corpse is looking as radiant and youthful as ever. Inspired by what he calls my "inexplicable..." poetry the dehydrated corpse of marcus tal successfully lobbied for better housing provisions for homeless LEGO bricks in the Romulan Senate (or so he says).



He looks forward to marauding his way across the internet in 2006 after I surgically graft on his new right leg which he recently bought from ALDI.

Best Wishes and Kind Regards to the totality of humankind...

the cloned corpse of Marcus Tal

The High Imperceptor of Internet Poechemy

4 Comments:

Anonymous Josh Ackland's Spunky Backpack said...

Does his mother cut his hair ?

18:44  
Anonymous Wirewool Mullet said...

A man wearing lipstick with a Beatles harcut and he's supposed to be dead and dehydrated.

What a douche.


Freakshow

11:31  
Anonymous the disembodied ghost of Lee Fletcher said...

If I saw that bloke coming down the street, I'd cross to the other side of the road.

WireWool
Your a Fool

02:58  
Blogger Cocaine Jesus said...

wotta hansome fella.

07:35  

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