Saturday, January 07, 2006

Ten Forward States of Ostrich Steak

The states they are not looking at times, psych!
MY logic NOT worth the car, being strong under long travelling road with my cake
I wonder my feet into your name with my spunky backpack
but rather than have principled manner
I invigilate friendly nonsense, rock the mike...

Shipped to Greece in American airfreight
From where daily chores & tasks, a fascination for Clinton's stains
materialist ethics, seedy black leather types and warplanes
lies, regular profanity and obscenity make America great...

Farther, Scruffy is away with this, quoting Patrick Stewart's "make it so"
special Greeks buddys like Phantom Ted, Kosta Kosta and sexy Andreas Papandreou
A mediterranean blog, tasty exported Ostrich steak
garnished in the fart of darkness especially for you...

A Poem by the cloned corpse of Marcus Tal
inspired by the blog of Scruffy American in Greece

17 Comments:

Blogger adfjkaj said...

Thanks I think?

Let me try and analyze it and you tell me if I'm correct.


Ten Forward States of Ostrich Steak

I'm assuming you mentioned STATES because of the USA and also a play on words of the "state" of things. The Ostrich steak was taken from my poking of fun at Ted of Phylax and his way of describing a meal to his readers.

The states they are not looking at times, psych!
MY logic NOT worth the car, being strong under long traveling road with my cake
I wonder my feet into your name with my spunky backpack
but rather than have principled manner
I invigilate friendly nonsense, rock the mike...


I think this means that I came to your site (Corpse) and fooled around with you in a playful way rather than post something meaningful. (And it seems like you didn't mind?)

Shipped to Greece in American airfreight
From where daily chores & tasks, a fascination for Clinton's stains
materialist ethics, seedy black leather types and warplanes
lies, regular profanity and obscenity make America great...


This means all the things I find great about America might be unworthy mixed with my silliness of things that may be worthy in my deranged mind.

Farther, Scruffy is away with this, quoting Patrick Stewart's "make it so"
special Greeks buddys like Phantom Ted, Kosta Kosta and sexy Andreas Papandreou
A mediterranean blog, tasty exported Ostrich steak
garnished in the fart of darkness especially for you...


More silliness from my mind, mixed with a bit of Star Trek to tease you, and a link of sort to the trolls who haunt my site and mind. And finally, the thing which seems to have caught your mind the most, my fascination with Ted's dinner of "Ostrich Steak", which in the end, all my Scruffy thoughts are still a bunch of crap. (fart)

So, Corpse, how did I do. I don't know much about poetry or for that matter much in life that's serious or meaningful but I do like to talk about it anyways. Let me know if I understood your poem about me correctly.

By the Way, I will be posting your poem of me on my blog the next time I publish it and give you full credit indeed, with all appropriate links and props (slang American word)

04:30  
Blogger the cloned corpse of marcus tal said...

Scruffy

I am honoured by your thorough analysis of my poechemy.

'Fart of Darkness' Is in fact a personal reference relating to what me and my buddies from my tenure in the CIA. An affectionate play of words, substituting Fart for Heart, about the Balkans, Macedonia, Greece and Romania.

I still go back to the area every two to three years for skiing trips, and to buy nuridium for my cryo tanks.

Kind Regards

the cloned corpse of Marcus Tal

05:03  
Blogger adfjkaj said...

CIA ? Hmmm? Boy, I knew you were trouble.

05:42  
Blogger the cloned corpse of marcus tal said...

Scruffy

Fret not. I am retired and of indeterminate mortality now smithing fine works of poetry for the human race.

Kind Regards

07:27  
Blogger the cloned corpse of marcus tal said...

Scruffy

And your face and cheeky japes are indicators of trouble ? I feel you being slighty unfair on my past activities and those of the agency.

Best Wishes

07:28  
Blogger adfjkaj said...

Naw, I'm a pro-Government kinda guy, and the CIA is definitely government. So, your fine in my book.

09:53  
Anonymous Wirewool Mullet said...

Nah,

Scrotum American

mate your a freak!

10:55  
Anonymous Kevin said...

Mullet Head, You can critize Americans all you want. At least we are not a bunch of pompous, badly dressed, poverty stricken, sexually repressed, football hooligans, whose contribution to world cuisine is "The Chip".

22:34  
Blogger the cloned corpse of marcus tal said...

Kevin,

Thank You for popping by. What makes you think this japester is British?

As for Mr Mullet of Woolwire
He is obviously looking for a fight
unpleasant to commentators on this site
If we ignore him he will tire.

03:03  
Anonymous Kevin C. said...

Corpse croaked, What makes you think this japester is British?

Well, he did use the word "Mate" which is NOT a word that a manly American would use. We would probably say "Dude".

Plus, his link is directed to a UK address.

But, you are correct in as much that replication is quite easy these days. I would suspect that our mullet head is British, or maybe Australian, but certainly not a (how do you people call us) "Yank".

I learned many things about you British bloaks watching "A Fish Called Wanda".

You have a very intriguing website and remind me of an old chap I used to know when I was little.

07:27  
Blogger the cloned corpse of marcus tal said...

Why thank Kevin for your considered words.

Soon I shall smith you a poem from my word forge of matching clarity.

Kind Regards

08:18  
Anonymous Wirewool Mullet said...

Kev how much a fool are yer
I'm really from Bratislava


See that is poetry to my ears. Sanctimonius US pricks.

Moi le Japester? No m8 just somebody making a stand for decent poetry and mulleted people across the globe.

My link is directed to a UK address?! What a knobber you are. U Ever put wirewool into Google Image search?

Obviously not. Go suck the Denver Broncos you numptie.

I am so glad I discovered th9is blog. A right freakin' freak show.

11:12  
Anonymous Kevin C. said...

Marcus Tal Corpse, At this point, I believe the delete button is appropriate for trolls such as Mullet head. It's been said that people who lack the vocabulary to be civilized resort to profanity to make their points.

I believe we have a live one here. Delete Delete Delete. From the mouth of GWB.

14:40  
Blogger the cloned corpse of marcus tal said...

Kevin C

Thank you for your considered advice. This is what I shall do.

I will not use the delete tool
on this silly fool
With an imagination black as coal
Let him dig his dark hole


Best Wishes

cloned corpse of Marcus Tal

01:40  
Blogger adfjkaj said...

Corpse,

Thanks again for a wonderful poem dedicated to me. Let me leave you with another poem that I also enjoy.

He who writes on the bathroom walls
Rolls up shit in little balls
He who reads these lines of wit
shall eat these little balls of shit.

Source Unknown

What do you think?

08:48  
Anonymous PJ Crommity said...

I wrote that. You owe me a royalty 'bub

07:34  
Blogger adfjkaj said...

Hey, my poem has the most people commenting on it. But, then most of them are me.

14:15  

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