Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Too Just Is The LORD Who Plans In Correct Sentences

Ron Person’s bag of donut, upon my wall I tie
social and time since changing my company
Enjoying books, a neighbor's glass of hospitality
Heil Christmas, everyone and Kreme Krispy
Watching thankful cloned corpse die

Peeling potatoes & collecting platinum Gazoos
Little Blessings and Best Hugs
Bibles, Harry Potter & Tobey Jugs
A multitude of Norwegian John Carews
Planning in correct sentences, too just is the LORD

Declaring the way to travel
More than two places I know or go
Connected by more than mere Texan gravel
Blue freaky, pretty eyes do glow...

A Poem by the cloned corpse of Marcus Tal
inspired by the blog of GayleGirl

19 Comments:

Blogger adfjkaj said...

I just dedicated today's post in your honor. (the old man).

Remember this as well.

"If Jesus is a jew, why does he have a Spanish name?

10:44  
Blogger adfjkaj said...

ONe more thing my corpsey friend.

You still have not actually found out who Phil Hendrie is. Why don't you really research who this man is and you will find the true connection between him, and your two stages of corpses. I mean this seriously and not a play on words.

Let me give you a start.

This is one part of Phil Hendrie.

http://fatpridetimes.blogspot.com/

I will give you more clues until you find the true nature of his being. And then, only then can you be truly free.

Remember this as well.

"If Jesus is a jew, why does he have a Spanish name?

Also, if so many people like Pat Robertson hate Jews, why do they all worship a Jew? Something else to think about.

11:09  
Blogger the cloned corpse of marcus tal said...

Scruffy,

I know Phil Hendrie,

THE RADIO COMEDIAN FROM CALIFORNIA QUITE WELL!

HE BORROWS SKIN CARE PRODUCTS FROM THE DEHYDRATED CORPSE!

HE HAS FICTIONAL GUESTS WHO ARE IN FACT HIM!

I know these things, and frankly I have far better subjects to research for Poechemitcal Pentametering than Mr Hendrie just because you pester me about him! An artist like oneself responds to inspiration AND the moment. My art cannot be prodded with a metaphorical cattle prod...

Kind Regards

the cloned corpse of Marcus Tal

11:31  
Blogger the cloned corpse of marcus tal said...

THERE CAN BE NO COMPROMISES IN ART

11:42  
Blogger adfjkaj said...

I will consider myself chastised. But, if you get inspired for Phil Hendrie, that would just peachy keen.

At least now you know about your connection to Phil Hendrie as two people (old man and young man) who are in fact the same person....

I'm glad you liked my tribute to you, and now I will just go back to the nether world of Scruffyness and no longer bother you again....

11:57  
Anonymous WWWizard said...

At last, I have found where you are hiding dehydrated corpse of Marcus Tal.

Your sad un-life will never be the same again...

The WWWizard

12:42  
Blogger The dehydrated corpse of Marcus Tal said...

Something comes quickly
Overpowering those it meets
Despite our best preparation

Olfactory organ a twitching
Frantic fumbling in the night
For Hark what comes this way

There is an obnoxious presence in the air
Wwwizard is on the prowl
Albeit in electronic format
Terrified? ....Hardly...

Fandabydozy will be my warcry
After my icons the Krankies
Calm will sson decend
Enough already

12:51  
Blogger the cloned corpse of marcus tal said...

Scruffy ?

Are you pretending to be the WWWizard ?

I have to come clean here,. I garotted the real WWWizard to death with a cheese-wire in front of his wife and children in Angola last summer at a dinner party as a favour for the dessicated corpse of Marcus Tal(you have yet to meet him) and the agency.

I do not find impersonation of a dead man, or at least a master criminal who we have decided to allow the world to believe is still alive, very funny or a pleasant means for obtaining a poem about Phil Hendrie.

I am concerned for your sanity.

Kind Regards as ever

the cloned corpse of Marcus Tal

13:01  
Blogger the cloned corpse of marcus tal said...

Look Scruffy

You shouldn't do this to the dehydrated corpse of Marcus Tal.

He is very sensitive about the WWWizard. This black hearted fiend stole all his silk underwear and e-mail addresses in a cunnig spam operation based out of Fort Worth a few years back. There are also rumours the WWWizard had pictures of him without his hair on which he was trying to blackmail him with.

kind regards

the cloned corpse of Marcus Tal

13:06  
Blogger the cloned corpse of marcus tal said...

Sorry correction: Silk pajamas

13:13  
Blogger the cloned corpse of marcus tal said...

Sorry Correction: Silk Pantaloons

Hmmm I think I have had too much brandy.

13:17  
Blogger adfjkaj said...

Hmmm? The more I read of you, the more I'm convinced that you are PHIL HENDRIE.

Here's your next clue:

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/z-viral-tools/comments.php?id=5282

13:36  
Anonymous Praetorian M. said...

The time for honoring yourself will soon be at an end.

13:44  
Blogger the cloned corpse of marcus tal said...

praetorian M

Thank you for your deliciously cryptic words. You are obviously an erudite intellect of sophisticated but few words.

It is true, the time of honoring yourself/myself is at an end now.

In fact I shall post a message to this effect.

Thank You

Kind Regards

the cloned corpse of Marcus Tal

13:58  
Anonymous Random Soviet Revolutionary said...

Deluded hipocrasy... I see... But what of Stalins Mutated Ape men? Hmmm?

14:06  
Blogger Phat Jamie; The Lion of Macedonia said...

Stalins Mutated Ape men are no match for the mighty Phalanx of the Lion of Macedonia.

16:28  
Anonymous Gorilla Grodd said...

The Lion's phalanx of Macedonia are powerless before

PRIMATE MONKEY STOMPING ACTION

07:19  
Blogger MissGayle said...

I feel a little intimidated by the literary genius that is held by those who posted comments before me, but I simply wanted to say...

Thanks for the poem, I really like it.

GayleGirl

15:42  
Blogger the cloned corpse of marcus tal said...

GayleGirl,

I am pleased you appreciated the poem. I am afraid since the recent attempt on my life the silly season has visited my site. I'm sure in time the literary geniuses you speak of will find somewhere else to amuse themselves.

Kind Regards

TCCOMT

01:09  

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