Too Just Is The LORD Who Plans In Correct Sentences
Ron Person’s bag of donut, upon my wall I tie
social and time since changing my company
Enjoying books, a neighbor's glass of hospitality
Heil Christmas, everyone and Kreme Krispy
Watching thankful cloned corpse die
Peeling potatoes & collecting platinum Gazoos
Little Blessings and Best Hugs
Bibles, Harry Potter & Tobey Jugs
A multitude of Norwegian John Carews
Planning in correct sentences, too just is the LORD
Declaring the way to travel
More than two places I know or go
Connected by more than mere Texan gravel
Blue freaky, pretty eyes do glow...
A Poem by the cloned corpse of Marcus Tal
inspired by the blog of GayleGirl
posted by the cloned corpse of marcus tal @ 6:23 AM
13 Comments:
Scruffy,
I know Phil Hendrie,
THE RADIO COMEDIAN FROM CALIFORNIA QUITE WELL!
HE BORROWS SKIN CARE PRODUCTS FROM THE DEHYDRATED CORPSE!
HE HAS FICTIONAL GUESTS WHO ARE IN FACT HIM!
I know these things, and frankly I have far better subjects to research for Poechemitcal Pentametering than Mr Hendrie just because you pester me about him! An artist like oneself responds to inspiration AND the moment. My art cannot be prodded with a metaphorical cattle prod...
Kind Regards
the cloned corpse of Marcus Tal
THERE CAN BE NO COMPROMISES IN ART
At last, I have found where you are hiding dehydrated corpse of Marcus Tal.
Your sad un-life will never be the same again...
The WWWizard
Scruffy ?
Are you pretending to be the WWWizard ?
I have to come clean here,. I garotted the real WWWizard to death with a cheese-wire in front of his wife and children in Angola last summer at a dinner party as a favour for the dessicated corpse of Marcus Tal(you have yet to meet him) and the agency.
I do not find impersonation of a dead man, or at least a master criminal who we have decided to allow the world to believe is still alive, very funny or a pleasant means for obtaining a poem about Phil Hendrie.
I am concerned for your sanity.
Kind Regards as ever
the cloned corpse of Marcus Tal
Look Scruffy
You shouldn't do this to the dehydrated corpse of Marcus Tal.
He is very sensitive about the WWWizard. This black hearted fiend stole all his silk underwear and e-mail addresses in a cunnig spam operation based out of Fort Worth a few years back. There are also rumours the WWWizard had pictures of him without his hair on which he was trying to blackmail him with.
kind regards
the cloned corpse of Marcus Tal
Sorry correction: Silk pajamas
Sorry Correction: Silk Pantaloons
Hmmm I think I have had too much brandy.
The time for honoring yourself will soon be at an end.
praetorian M
Thank you for your deliciously cryptic words. You are obviously an erudite intellect of sophisticated but few words.
It is true, the time of honoring yourself/myself is at an end now.
In fact I shall post a message to this effect.
Thank You
Kind Regards
the cloned corpse of Marcus Tal
Deluded hipocrasy... I see... But what of Stalins Mutated Ape men? Hmmm?
The Lion's phalanx of Macedonia are powerless before
PRIMATE MONKEY STOMPING ACTION
I feel a little intimidated by the literary genius that is held by those who posted comments before me, but I simply wanted to say...
Thanks for the poem, I really like it.
GayleGirl
GayleGirl,
I am pleased you appreciated the poem. I am afraid since the recent attempt on my life the silly season has visited my site. I'm sure in time the literary geniuses you speak of will find somewhere else to amuse themselves.
Kind Regards
TCCOMT
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