Sunday, February 05, 2006

You don't realise what you do to me...




David Hasselhoff is the Mozart of Pop Music
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Bow before his magic, you must...

28 Comments:

Blogger adfjkaj said...

I always enjoyed watching his show Babewatch. I even met him here in Greece in the mid 1980s when the show Knight Rider was popular. He brought over his Kit Car.. In fact, a good friend of mine saw him later that evening in the plaka (a tourist area) getting drunk and chatting up women.

13:48  
Anonymous William Wordsworth said...

I truly enjoy and savor your esteemed brand of the abstract. Fairly balanced between the macabre and the mundane. Who is this Scruffy American? Is he an alter ego of yours?

It is simply refreshing how you have created this Scruffy American character from the bowels of your mind, all the while mastering the innate skill of shaking the genius of the Clone slightly, but not stirred, with just a twist of the dim-witted proletariat that this Scruffy American persona provides.

Well done lad.

15:39  
Blogger adfjkaj said...

Hey Wordsmith or whatever your name is. What are you trying to say? Mr. Big words? Clone, is he trying to insult me.

What's a prolotorion?

22:30  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scruffy American: He's trying to call you an idiot. What part of that don't you understand.

23:59  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Cloned Corpse's real name is Mark W Rigby and he works and lives in Southampton UK.

01:47  
Blogger adfjkaj said...

Wait, can you please spell it out for me. What's this guy trying to tell me. I'm stupid? Spit it out man!

01:52  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's a "South Ampton"

01:53  
Anonymous Phil H. said...

Scruffy we all know about you and that crap you write on your blog.

Gee, look at me, "I'm an American and I'm great" and Greeks aren't."

Yeah, we are tired of your nonsense. Why don't you just go back to basketweaving or whatever else you were doing on the ward before you snuck out.

02:37  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mark W Rigby...Remember that name. The person behind the Cloned Corpse has been unmasked

06:38  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mark W Rigby...Remember that name. The person behind the Cloned Corpse has been unmasked

06:38  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mark W Rigby...Remember that name. The person behind the Cloned Corpse has been unmasked

06:39  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is Mark W Rigby ?

07:38  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The dehydrated corpse is in fact a pensions adviser called Nicco Esteban-Fuego.

10:38  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The clone's silence speaks volumes

14:43  
Anonymous Praetorian M. said...

Clone, are you trying to say that you are ignoring Scruffy and all the other useless chatter on this current thread?

23:52  
Blogger the cloned corpse of marcus tal said...

Scruffy

I have been away on business. I have come back to find these peculiar assertions that I am a Mark W Rigby ? What can I say ?

Kind Regards as always

The Cloned Corpse of Marcus Tal

08:17  
Anonymous Elizabeth Barrett Browning said...

You simply must tell us if the rumours are true about you and Scruffy being the same person...

I beg you....

10:37  
Blogger the cloned corpse of marcus tal said...

Dear Elizabeth

I must confess I am not the Scruffy American, Mark W Rigby nor are they myself.

Kind Regards

10:47  
Anonymous Guy Falk said...

I know what you plan is all along. From what I know if you could clone a corpse from a single gene pool leaving out the fallen nature man gets from 'Adam', grow it up to full reproductive capability, then spiritistically call up a demon spirit and have it posses the cloned corpse; then we would have a hellish repeating of the preflood times, where these sons of God (sons from Hell) cohabited with human women and gave birth to giants and evil creatures. Would they not then take over the world with their superior intelligence and make slaves of mankind, if not genocide us? They would not need us any more since the barrier would have been bridged by the stupid scientists!

Is this what you are up to?

10:53  
Blogger the cloned corpse of marcus tal said...

No strange person, no!

12:28  
Blogger The dehydrated corpse of Marcus Tal said...

Actually cloned corpse we are doing that as a sideline. Did you miss that staff meeting?

10:35  
Anonymous DCOMT Fan said...

Ah Hah!!

07:32  
Blogger the cloned corpse of marcus tal said...

Dehydrated Corpse

You scallywag, that is more like a plot the now dead Dessicated Corpse would have conceived. Is there something your not telling me? I hope his doomed attempt on my life does not have anything to do with this project.

Kind Regards

The Cloned Corpse of Marcus Tal

11:38  
Blogger The dehydrated corpse of Marcus Tal said...

No nothing to do with our dessicated brethren. In fact the whole scheme is a pet project of the Nemesis Enforcer of the Corpse of Marcus Tal. If you want to see how he is getting on, the "clone a corpse from a single gene pool leaving out the fallen nature man gets from 'adam', grow it up to full reproductive capability then spiritulistically summon up a demon to possess the corpse causing a hellish repeat of pre-flood times" exhibit and memorial tea rooms is available for advanced viewing at his secret underground base beneath Five Ways railway station in Birmingham.

I do feel the exhibit will need a snappier title though. Maybe you could use your poechemical skills to help?

Oh and the tea rooms, I am pleased to report, stock your favourite brand of fine macaroons.

15:34  
Anonymous Billy Bob said...

Macaroons? Are they those cute, furry little creatures You English people like.

I really like your web log. You are really cool.

By the way, in my English class today in my Atlanta school room, I argued with my teacher on the values of learning English. I told her, "Why should I learn English because I'm NEVER going to England".

Any ways, we have this one little fat England kid in my math class. I asked him if England celebrates American 4th of July independence day. Well, he told me that England does celebrate American independence day but they (England) celebrate it on April 4th instead of July 4th. I asked him why "April 4th". He said, "That's the day you Wankers LEFT England".

Geez, what a meanie, eh!

22:31  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NICCO FUEGO...YOUR A DEAD MAN

01:31  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NICCO FUEGO...YOUR A DEAD MAN

01:31  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/02/14/even_more_david_hasslehoff.html

More about David Hasselhoffer

05:01  

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