Sunday, April 30, 2006

Introducing: African Mudskipper

Recuperating after a mindmeld
Who or what is African Mudskipper?
As some of you may be aware, this enigmatic fellow is one of the world's leading Macaroon experts. African Mudskipper is wise beyond his size. To the ouside world he is merely a respected academic expert on Macaroon behaviour, psychology and mind melding. However, I can reveal to the SUPER BLOGGERS CLUB that in reality his vast intellect and diminuitive frame carries the macaroon tradition and teachings of the ancient Lemurians into the 21st Century. My dehydrated state of being has the distinction of being his apprentice in safeguarding and selectively spreading this knowledge throughout the ages.

Evolving Mankind Through Macaroons and SUPER BLOGGING

Being thousands of years old, and the keeper of many secrets African Mudskipper is very wise and has decided finally to become an active Super blogger to help the blogging humanity evolve to a higher level of consciousness. He has answers to many of your questions...


African Mudskipper Meditates on the cosmic nature of the Macaroonus Spaghettius

Ok, so this guy's the receptacle of ancient & knowledge traditions, but what else does he bring to the SUPER BLOGGERS CLUB Table? Is African Mudskipper another world class poet like the Cloned Corpse of Marcus Tal, or a ruthlessly metrosexual Man-Tiger like the Dehydrated Corpse of Marcus Tal?

Consult the ORACLE that is African Mudskipper for whatever wisdom, knowledge and answers you seek...

As a great example of his wisdom, this ancient Lemurian hymn he has related to myself and the dehydrated one inspired the creation of this site and eventually the Super Bloggers club. We hope it can inspire you all to new heights of excellence in your personal and blogging lives:

Somewhere out there someone needs me.
I don't know how or where, but believe me.
I'll walk the universe to find her.
For better or for worse beside her.

For the honor of love.
By the power above.
I have the power.
I have the power.

A stranger walked into my world.
And when he talked, I really heard.
He spoke of things like love and peace.
The joy they bring will never cease.

For the honor of love.
By the power above.
I have the power.
I have the power.

The truth of love will always guide us.
It's strength above will be inside us.
Forever more we'll be together.
Our hearts will soar one to the other.

For the honor of love.
By the power above.
We have the power.
We have the power.
So can you

11 Comments:

Blogger Sorrow X said...

ah.....thank yer for the initiation, i am deeply honoured

may us all be awakened 2012

sincere regards
x

12:32  
Anonymous starbender said...

Consult the ORACLE that is African Mudskipper for whatever wisdom, knowledge and answers you seek...

Oh Great and Wise one-
Tell me-

HOW MUCH LONGER DO I HAVE 2 WAIT 2 HIT THE LOTTERY?

;]

17:57  
Anonymous Nookie said...

Dear wenis:

You are stupid. Please stop this crap. Thanks.

00:23  
Blogger Cocaine Jesus said...

you have awanked deep desires and forbiden yearnings within me. we must, all of of us, NOW, embrace the African Mudslinger. he is to us supper bloggers what the cat was to ancient egyptians. a holy and erotic eddifice that is the embodiment of all supper bloggers.

SUPPER BLOGGERS CROAK CROAK!!

00:30  
Anonymous The Infinity Gauntlet said...

The Duse should stop using illegal scans from my pages on his site.

03:56  
Blogger African Mudskipper said...

"HOW MUCH LONGER DO I HAVE 2 WAIT 2 HIT THE LOTTERY?"

Bender of Stars

Until the 12 house of Aquarius, merges with the aspect of the Tiger God and enters the Polish Corridor of an Almond Apricot and Pecan Pie in the ovens of a certain bakery in American city Cleveland you will have to wait. I can tell you know more than this. The Macaroons forbid it...

Although you could crudely hit a lottery machine this will not answer your question

05:40  
Anonymous starbender said...

So, we're talking like Next Wk?
R i g h t ?
;]

15:54  
Blogger African Mudskipper said...

Starbender

I don't know how or where, but believe me

We have the power

It's strength above will be inside us

07:11  
Blogger starbender said...

;]

15:11  
Blogger The dehydrated corpse of Marcus Tal said...

http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/served.htm

Share the Wealth

Grrrr!

14:22  
Blogger African Mudskipper said...

You have done well my young apprentice

10:49  

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