Sunday, April 30, 2006

Introducing: African Mudskipper

Recuperating after a mindmeld
Who or what is African Mudskipper?
As some of you may be aware, this enigmatic fellow is one of the world's leading Macaroon experts. African Mudskipper is wise beyond his size. To the ouside world he is merely a respected academic expert on Macaroon behaviour, psychology and mind melding. However, I can reveal to the SUPER BLOGGERS CLUB that in reality his vast intellect and diminuitive frame carries the macaroon tradition and teachings of the ancient Lemurians into the 21st Century. My dehydrated state of being has the distinction of being his apprentice in safeguarding and selectively spreading this knowledge throughout the ages.

Evolving Mankind Through Macaroons and SUPER BLOGGING

Being thousands of years old, and the keeper of many secrets African Mudskipper is very wise and has decided finally to become an active Super blogger to help the blogging humanity evolve to a higher level of consciousness. He has answers to many of your questions...


African Mudskipper Meditates on the cosmic nature of the Macaroonus Spaghettius

Ok, so this guy's the receptacle of ancient & knowledge traditions, but what else does he bring to the SUPER BLOGGERS CLUB Table? Is African Mudskipper another world class poet like the Cloned Corpse of Marcus Tal, or a ruthlessly metrosexual Man-Tiger like the Dehydrated Corpse of Marcus Tal?

Consult the ORACLE that is African Mudskipper for whatever wisdom, knowledge and answers you seek...

As a great example of his wisdom, this ancient Lemurian hymn he has related to myself and the dehydrated one inspired the creation of this site and eventually the Super Bloggers club. We hope it can inspire you all to new heights of excellence in your personal and blogging lives:

Somewhere out there someone needs me.
I don't know how or where, but believe me.
I'll walk the universe to find her.
For better or for worse beside her.

For the honor of love.
By the power above.
I have the power.
I have the power.

A stranger walked into my world.
And when he talked, I really heard.
He spoke of things like love and peace.
The joy they bring will never cease.

For the honor of love.
By the power above.
I have the power.
I have the power.

The truth of love will always guide us.
It's strength above will be inside us.
Forever more we'll be together.
Our hearts will soar one to the other.

For the honor of love.
By the power above.
We have the power.
We have the power.
So can you

7 Comments:

Blogger X said...

ah.....thank yer for the initiation, i am deeply honoured

may us all be awakened 2012

sincere regards
x

12:32  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Consult the ORACLE that is African Mudskipper for whatever wisdom, knowledge and answers you seek...

Oh Great and Wise one-
Tell me-

HOW MUCH LONGER DO I HAVE 2 WAIT 2 HIT THE LOTTERY?

;]

17:57  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear wenis:

You are stupid. Please stop this crap. Thanks.

00:23  
Blogger Russell CJ Duffy said...

you have awanked deep desires and forbiden yearnings within me. we must, all of of us, NOW, embrace the African Mudslinger. he is to us supper bloggers what the cat was to ancient egyptians. a holy and erotic eddifice that is the embodiment of all supper bloggers.

SUPPER BLOGGERS CROAK CROAK!!

00:30  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Duse should stop using illegal scans from my pages on his site.

03:56  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, we're talking like Next Wk?
R i g h t ?
;]

15:54  
Blogger starbender said...

;]

15:11  

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