An Entry from The Cloned Corpse of Marcus Tal's Enchiridion of the Strange and Wonderful: The Titibumus Poppinjayass
Titibumus Poppinjayass is pictured on the Right
Name: Titibumus Poppinjayass
The Titibumus Poppinjayass to give its vernacular title is a particulary rare and vociferous sub-species of the Poppinjay genus. Although it does not display the strutting characteristics of most Poppinjays, this particularly large specied is known for its unrivaled love of Maltesers and fine Chinese Food. It is mostly sendentiary creature, spending most of its time ruminating on how it could be better spending its time and avoiding staircases. Harmless unless provoked, the Titibumus Poppinjayass has been known to sit on predators which threaten its hard earned collection of Kinder Surprise Toys, mock its physical resemblence to British comedian Les Dawson, or point out the futility of its existence.
The Titibumus Poppinjayass to give its vernacular title is a particulary rare and vociferous sub-species of the Poppinjay genus. Although it does not display the strutting characteristics of most Poppinjays, this particularly large specied is known for its unrivaled love of Maltesers and fine Chinese Food. It is mostly sendentiary creature, spending most of its time ruminating on how it could be better spending its time and avoiding staircases. Harmless unless provoked, the Titibumus Poppinjayass has been known to sit on predators which threaten its hard earned collection of Kinder Surprise Toys, mock its physical resemblence to British comedian Les Dawson, or point out the futility of its existence.
posted by the cloned corpse of marcus tal @ 3:05 AM
3 Comments:
Jeez...I must be breeding these critters as i have four just like 'em back in doors.
Cocaine Jesus,
Do you live in an apartment or single story condoment? I understand these creatures cannot abide moving up or down stairs. If your brood can navigate stairs in the basic sense of the word you may have discoverd a new and remarkable genus of the Poppinjay breed. I am most excited for you.
Kind Regards
you are so funny :-)
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