<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642</id><updated>2012-01-22T14:10:40.497-08:00</updated><title type='text'>THE MARCUS TAL FOUNDATION</title><subtitle type='html'>The Seven Rules of The Marcus Tal Foundation and the SUPER BLOGGERS CLUB are:
1. Write a SUPER Blog
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4. Respect your Elders
5. Stimulate Your Inner Poet 
6. Always Feed Your Macaroons
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SLAM EVIL!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' 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Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=5498780022821837417&amp;isPopup=true' title='11 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/5498780022821837417'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/5498780022821837417'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2007/03/cake-disambiguation.html' title='Cake Disambiguation'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-6213372690452692249</id><published>2007-02-14T10:45:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-14T10:59:59.264-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ineptitude Overflowing</title><summary type='text'>For A very different reasonthe levels of suicide entered his experienceswith his love for the clinicand counselling groupsHe despaired as he revealederectile controversy masqueradingfor his homosexual anticsin shady back alleysthieves of time clutching each othertheir increasingly frantic attemptsto find the grand openinghis ineptitude overflowingstaining John-Paul's clothed posterior culminating</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/6213372690452692249/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=6213372690452692249&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/6213372690452692249'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/6213372690452692249'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2007/02/ineptitude-overflowing_14.html' title='Ineptitude Overflowing'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-2027735584150217116</id><published>2007-02-13T14:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-13T15:00:16.415-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Spammers do not fuck with my Zebra.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/2027735584150217116'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/2027735584150217116'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2007/02/spammers-do-not-fuck-with-my-zebra.html' title=''/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-4473394071314249767</id><published>2007-02-13T09:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-14T10:36:39.870-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Nut Busting</title><summary type='text'>Small town, Big Cat Lookingthrough the Google search town,   blogging Andover Small smallLooking within Big Cat ArchivesUneducated heathen2005 September 2006 September 2005 October 2005 January2007 Epic Movie Imagining the unexpected evil genius earning hisiPod ShuffleHanging around post officesAssaulting children elderly and womenBusting the kid's chopsin the past month End,Yes that is that will</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/4473394071314249767/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-116380376129037506</id><published>2006-11-17T14:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-17T14:49:21.293-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Sleeper has AWOKEN</title><summary type='text'>I return from my exileThe Gift of Poechemy is yours to receive....</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/116380376129037506/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=116380376129037506&amp;isPopup=true' title='13 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/116380376129037506'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/116380376129037506'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/11/sleeper-has-awoken.html' title='The Sleeper has AWOKEN'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>13</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-115615652909504875</id><published>2006-08-22T03:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-21T04:13:44.940-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"THE PLANE - THE PLANE !"</title><summary type='text'>Let it not be said...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/115615652909504875/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-115617432466963993</id><published>2006-08-21T08:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-21T08:32:04.693-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ricardo Montalban has a message for you...</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/115617432466963993/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=115617432466963993&amp;isPopup=true' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115617432466963993'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115617432466963993'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/08/ricardo-montalban-has-message-for-you.html' title='Ricardo Montalban has a message for you...'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-115615598780732018</id><published>2006-08-21T03:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-21T03:26:27.826-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ambassador Kosh is the 'Magic Man'</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/115615598780732018/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=115615598780732018&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115615598780732018'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115615598780732018'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/08/ambassador-kosh-is-magic-man.html' title='Ambassador Kosh is the &apos;Magic Man&apos;'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-115610242331376931</id><published>2006-08-20T12:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-20T12:33:43.343-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Meet Mr Spock in his House</title><summary type='text'>The Dehydrated Corpse's favourite fictional character ever and lifelong role model invites you around his home.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/115610242331376931/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=115610242331376931&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115610242331376931'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115610242331376931'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/08/meet-mr-spock-in-his-house.html' title='Meet Mr Spock in his House'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-115581566825233326</id><published>2006-08-17T04:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-02-13T14:57:08.531-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Never As Porky As Shatner Bill</title><summary type='text'>Two glorious declarations from Leifo arethe best vehicle to communicatesuch ridiculousness and power.His character is an enigma, we cannot understand himThere is poultry, fish, beef in the fight with his spreadsheets.For as kind regards are postedInfatuations with William Shatner, do indicate a titL-H-K’s phosphorus posts had the quality of a minor hit.But by the muscles of The MARCUS TAL </summary><link rel='related' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/' title='Never As Porky As Shatner Bill'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/115581566825233326/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=115581566825233326&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115581566825233326'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115581566825233326'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/08/never-as-porky-as-shatner-bill.html' title='Never As Porky As Shatner Bill'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-115575239103303325</id><published>2006-08-16T11:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-16T11:19:51.066-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>tredst</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/115575239103303325/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=115575239103303325&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115575239103303325'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115575239103303325'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/08/tredst.html' title=''/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-115550615255391130</id><published>2006-08-13T14:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-02-13T09:47:29.347-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds By William Shatner</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/115550615255391130/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=115550615255391130&amp;isPopup=true' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115550615255391130'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115550615255391130'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/08/lucy-in-sky-with-diamonds-by-william.html' title='Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds By William Shatner'/><author><name>DEAD123456789</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-115514202928581285</id><published>2006-08-09T09:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-02-13T09:49:02.028-08:00</updated><title type='text'>An Important Announcement By The Blogger Formerly Known As....</title><summary type='text'>Due to pressing legal and artistic motivations, from henceforth the Blogger formerly known as Keif Lnauff wishes to be known as Leifo .Kind RegardsLeifo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/115514202928581285/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=115514202928581285&amp;isPopup=true' title='16 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115514202928581285'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115514202928581285'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/08/important-announcement-by-blogger.html' title='An Important Announcement By The Blogger Formerly Known As....'/><author><name>DEAD123456789</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>16</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-115513829929376125</id><published>2006-08-09T08:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-02-13T10:15:53.431-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Taste of Meat: An Exploration by Leifo</title><summary type='text'>Have you ever wondered if human meat tastes like chicken or Pork? I have deliberated about this recently and I was disappointed. Why doesn’t human meat taste like red meat beef or lamb? My colleague at work Mr Breen tells me Cow meat tastes like beef because Cows have two stomachs and eat lots of grass. He is wrong apprarentlyFortunately L-H-K is here with the facts taken from the spreadsheet of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/115513829929376125/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=115513829929376125&amp;isPopup=true' title='15 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115513829929376125'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115513829929376125'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/08/taste-of-meat-exploration-by-l-h-k.html' title='The Taste of Meat: An Exploration by Leifo'/><author><name>DEAD123456789</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>15</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-115445872992486992</id><published>2006-08-02T11:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-02-13T09:49:30.342-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Telephones with Leifo featuring YOUTUBE Videos</title><summary type='text'>As everyone who works with me knows I have a love &amp; hate relationship with telephones. I feel sometimes they are not the best vehicle to communicate so I SLAM them.This is public service dial telephone advet about using a telephone:It is very interesting don't you think ?In the future of Star Trek with Pat Stewart telephones are replaced with elegant tricorders like these:Dont know about you but </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/115445872992486992/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=115445872992486992&amp;isPopup=true' title='14 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115445872992486992'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115445872992486992'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/08/telephones-featuring-youtube-videos.html' title='Telephones with Leifo featuring YOUTUBE Videos'/><author><name>DEAD123456789</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>14</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-115443514447393538</id><published>2006-08-01T05:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-02-13T09:49:56.026-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Beeneyfer’s Trailer Trash - American Idol</title><summary type='text'>Tales of his pointed suitwith her dreadlocks by the carShould we bother listening to herTo truly appreciate itOne would have to be a titBut I cannot shut up her frigging crap,Out of CitizenshipRepresentatives of the night,So ridiculous and dandy.Might be useful, but not very handyBut by great Scruffy's beardand no Fear in 2006 I wishAn American culture on a plate of anguishIt turns out this is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/115443514447393538/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=115443514447393538&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115443514447393538'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115443514447393538'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/08/beeneyfers-trailer-trash-american-idol.html' title='Beeneyfer’s Trailer Trash - American Idol'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-115433964798844106</id><published>2006-07-31T02:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-11-17T14:48:09.330-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Inspirations by L-H-K: Star Trek and William Shatner featuring YOUTUBE Video Magic</title><summary type='text'>Hello Blogosphere! I am L-H-K, I originally came from Denmark to the USA many years ago. I want to share with you why I left my beloved Jutland for wider shores. I apologise if my English is not perfect.My story begins in Jutland within a small Goat herding community 10 miles south of Skarrild. I was a bright, happy young thing frolicking in the woods withj my brothers, sisters, friends and goats</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/115433964798844106/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=115433964798844106&amp;isPopup=true' title='21 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115433964798844106'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115433964798844106'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/07/my-inspirations-by-l-h-k-star-trek-and.html' title='My Inspirations by L-H-K: Star Trek and William Shatner featuring YOUTUBE Video Magic'/><author><name>DEAD123456789</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>21</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-115428815225959408</id><published>2006-07-30T12:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-11-17T14:47:35.203-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Eureka! The Worlds First Humaroon joins THE SUPER BLOGGERS CLUB</title><summary type='text'>Please welcome fellow poet, ironing board, and mime artist the WORLDS FIRST half man/half Macaroon hybrid to the SUPER BLOGGERS CLUB:Name Censored by litigant's attorneys at law WOLFRAM &amp; HARTI am very sure all the young female readers out there will be pleased to feel his striking young face and personality slipping through the cyberether.Unfortunately L-H-K is too busy working on his </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/115428815225959408/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=115428815225959408&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115428815225959408'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115428815225959408'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/07/eureka-worlds-first-humaroon-joins.html' title='Eureka! The Worlds First Humaroon joins THE SUPER BLOGGERS CLUB'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-115385313537881796</id><published>2006-07-25T11:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-25T11:45:41.273-07:00</updated><title type='text'>David Hasselhoff - Get in My Car</title><summary type='text'>With kind regards to Scruffy Anonymous, may we present the finest, latest offering from the golden Hoff:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/115385313537881796/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=115385313537881796&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115385313537881796'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115385313537881796'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/07/david-hasselhoff-get-in-my-car.html' title='David Hasselhoff - Get in My Car'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-115365691806396275</id><published>2006-07-23T05:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-23T05:15:18.090-07:00</updated><title type='text'>An Ode to Weakling Scum</title><summary type='text'>Greetings,  poetry fans. I have returned from my extended holiday in Bavaria supporting the TEAM USA soccerball team. IT is a shame those Italian Poppinjays won the World Cup after the elbow and lashings they dealt out to my boys in the group stages. Alas, here is poem about those arch jackanapes of the tournament, PORTUGALThis a ployto enjoy the shots of Part one to ThreeIt its fair to have my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/115365691806396275/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=115365691806396275&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115365691806396275'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115365691806396275'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/07/ode-to-weakling-scum.html' title='An Ode to Weakling Scum'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-115205435683724591</id><published>2006-07-04T14:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-02-13T09:50:05.549-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Of the search for the cranial apendage of Scruffy</title><summary type='text'>Following the scruffy based disaster you may have all read about on the pages of this very blog I must relate to you the details of the mission I despatched the Death Squad of Marcus Tal on.  The aim of this mission was to retrieve the head of Scruffy so it could be reattached with the latest development in Macaroon technology the Macaroon trans-perambulator.As this was expected to be a </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.stalingrad-info.com/350.JPG' title='Of the search for the cranial apendage of Scruffy'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/115205435683724591/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=115205435683724591&amp;isPopup=true' title='14 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115205435683724591'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115205435683724591'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/07/of-search-for-cranial-apendage-of.html' title='Of the search for the cranial apendage of Scruffy'/><author><name>The dehydrated corpse of Marcus Tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15788117530748394934</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/Caputo/balkenende.jpg'/></author><thr:total>14</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-115039947397229198</id><published>2006-06-15T12:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-02-13T09:50:17.069-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Corpses of Marcus Tal and African Mudskipper proudly support the TEAM USA Soccerball Team</title><summary type='text'>and Soccerball</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/115039947397229198/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=115039947397229198&amp;isPopup=true' title='15 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115039947397229198'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/115039947397229198'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/06/corpses-of-marcus-tal-and-african.html' title='The Corpses of Marcus Tal and African Mudskipper proudly support the TEAM USA Soccerball Team'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>15</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114984930775298758</id><published>2006-06-09T03:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-31T09:10:02.843-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Women of Britain by SCRUFFY</title><summary type='text'>Scruffy American: RIPThe women of Britain by SCRUFFY is a poem inspired by the departedAll whilst the French and its global alliances tear apart our not so polite dictatorshipWith poison pen letters sent via the Greek postal serviceGreece will comfort them as lipstick is applied to excusesAWAY in my body so ScruffyCalling for Miss MENTALLY ill personWho would have enough change from of my two </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114984930775298758/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114984930775298758&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114984930775298758'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114984930775298758'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/06/women-of-britain-by-scruffy.html' title='The Women of Britain by SCRUFFY'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114899955883821816</id><published>2006-05-30T07:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-30T07:32:38.876-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Innerspace of a Pincushion</title><summary type='text'>Time whispers on the littlest Pincushion "That Henry is ‘Him’"…One Needle jauntily walks awayOn springy steps savouring every ounce of their Poems.Desmond's Electromagnetic anomaly makes pins swayThe streets and spills through sinew and a bleeding heart,Sorrow walks the jungle whilst Jack is an idiotCutting through lands unforgivingPuffed up trying to access the Innerspace of a PincushionTo the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114899955883821816/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114899955883821816&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114899955883821816'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114899955883821816'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/05/innerspace-of-pincushion.html' title='Innerspace of a Pincushion'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114830557652027762</id><published>2006-05-22T06:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-22T07:05:20.130-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Pounding, Sliding, Passionate Gesticulation of Their Really Awesome Things</title><summary type='text'>Malmsteen’s Love Truncheon,found a home of inside the anus drive of a good Disdained Servant, Duse.Because frigid temperatures will doTo any emotions he sacrificed his plumbing to Malmsteen’s manhood most bogusthat gave sunscreen tips as a bonus.Their sexual battle roar manifested the least of their lustPounding, sliding, passionate gesticulation of their really awesome thingsThe little fat man </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114830557652027762/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114830557652027762&amp;isPopup=true' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114830557652027762'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114830557652027762'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/05/pounding-sliding-passionate.html' title='Pounding, Sliding, Passionate Gesticulation of Their Really Awesome Things'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114710071987262337</id><published>2006-05-08T07:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-08T10:10:18.426-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Detroit and Fearless</title><summary type='text'>Messages from the tankYour ART,Detroit and Fearless,Some pictures from the TankThrough which I was able to see you wank and stuffIn the sphere you love the TankOnly the Ignorant remainBeguiled by the faux Lifeless and physical strength,Self discipline, tenacious memory,An undying quest for love sureWhile you kiss your own hard PhallusThousands of your featsNot possessed of inspirationThe credit </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.ctgilles.net/images/pictars/fool.gif' title='Detroit and Fearless'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114710071987262337/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114710071987262337&amp;isPopup=true' title='24 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114710071987262337'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114710071987262337'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/05/detroit-and-fearless.html' title='Detroit and Fearless'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>24</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114693403018255508</id><published>2006-05-06T09:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-06T09:47:10.246-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Farewell to the Fuckitt</title><summary type='text'>The two faces of an ANGELFuck knows why I Do ThisIn the Almost Happenings of my work,Where foul ones decide to honour the teeth of HellI bare my teeth to know good thingsIn a polite and coherant manner to supplement my stomachI did contemplate to leave a class of bricks.Warrington Possibilities are those of KebabsAnd to family I Doth my cap &amp; chips.Biting of the waist the largest arse shockerSo </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114693403018255508/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114693403018255508&amp;isPopup=true' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114693403018255508'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114693403018255508'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/05/farewell-to-fuckitt.html' title='Farewell to the Fuckitt'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114691947615684085</id><published>2006-05-06T05:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-08T13:28:49.776-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Introducing: Phat Jamie: The Lion of Macedonia</title><summary type='text'>Phat Jamie: The Lion of Macedonia, a real man's manPhat Jamie: The Lion of Macedonia  is the action packed Jack Bauer of Super Blogging and  operates the UK embassy of THE SUPER BLOGGERS CLUB. He is a master of infiltration, subterfuge, exploration, Macedonian History, Eurovision Song Contest Trivia and hockey. If you need any information on disguise, ancient history, hockey, faking one's own </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114691947615684085/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114691947615684085&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114691947615684085'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114691947615684085'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/05/introducing-phat-jamie-lion-of.html' title='Introducing: Phat Jamie: The Lion of Macedonia'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114640215389929378</id><published>2006-04-30T05:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-30T06:10:04.653-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Introducing: African Mudskipper</title><summary type='text'>Recuperating after a mindmeldWho or what is African Mudskipper?As some of you may be aware, this enigmatic fellow is one of the world's leading Macaroon experts. African Mudskipper is wise beyond his size. To the ouside world he is merely a respected academic expert on Macaroon behaviour, psychology and mind melding. However, I can reveal to the SUPER BLOGGERS CLUB that in reality his vast </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114640215389929378/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114640215389929378&amp;isPopup=true' title='11 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114640215389929378'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114640215389929378'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/04/introducing-african-mudskipper.html' title='Introducing: African Mudskipper'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114589272359670187</id><published>2006-04-24T08:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-24T10:13:05.103-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Cyberpoem Fantastique</title><summary type='text'>Webpage and Internet Evaluation and ontology ?Discussion Orientation are sinister powers angry?Evaluating the materials?Is a page posted? When was the material?An e-mail epistemology?Is not matter depending upon the materialin the content is there a warning signthat outside or spurious informationmay be the very nature of these pagesWebsites assumed to various organizationsOn the information </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114589272359670187/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114589272359670187&amp;isPopup=true' title='16 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114589272359670187'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114589272359670187'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/04/cyberpoem-fantastique.html' title='Cyberpoem Fantastique'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>16</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114547182072244963</id><published>2006-04-19T11:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-19T11:37:00.790-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Inexplicable Leonardo DeViceo</title><summary type='text'>Dear Super Bloggers everywhere,I apologise for not publishing my fine poems over the last week. I have recently suffered from Chocolate poisoning. The dehydrated one is investigating any signs of foul play as I write. Now that my blood sugar levels have normalised I bring the universe my latest object'd'art...Inexplicable Leonardo DeVice at first glance,appeared to increase gravityOnce with his </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114547182072244963/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114547182072244963&amp;isPopup=true' title='20 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114547182072244963'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114547182072244963'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/04/inexplicable-leonardo-deviceo.html' title='Inexplicable Leonardo DeViceo'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>20</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114485581810766457</id><published>2006-04-12T08:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-12T08:30:18.136-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Hounds of Kyahgirl</title><summary type='text'>The Hounds of KyahgirlCharacterised by Mother Hen’s Life in the prime of last weekStimulated by an Egg Custard Tart sprinkled with NutmegA perfect remedy after tonsillectomy timeAbscessed teeth, blessed are the meekDamned are rude bloggers whose rudeness is a crimeComing back to morning.Well travelling in the poop and blood of the unworthyGliding over water most accomplishedHunting through cracks</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114485581810766457/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114485581810766457&amp;isPopup=true' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114485581810766457'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114485581810766457'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/04/hounds-of-kyahgirl.html' title='The Hounds of Kyahgirl'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114425577539352965</id><published>2006-04-05T09:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-05T09:49:35.420-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Based on Calculations to the Infinite</title><summary type='text'>Shiftclick modified timeBased on calculations to the infiniteby Cakesniffing TinaCreating web site with a subtext of Minima ShiftFor all our reading PleasureNevertheless, Cakesniffers Beware!Tasty like a Dime Bar,Broadcast to the ether from Doolittle RanchReaching friends and Super BloggersFrobisher, Fuckkit, Inexplicable Device and Jonniker MotherA shining example of the package of time around </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114425577539352965/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114425577539352965&amp;isPopup=true' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114425577539352965'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114425577539352965'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/04/based-on-calculations-to-infinite.html' title='Based on Calculations to the Infinite'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114389142463461835</id><published>2006-04-01T03:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-04-01T03:38:41.406-08:00</updated><title type='text'>NEWSFLASH: SNEAKY JACKANAPES MOVE AGAINST THE SUPER BLOGGERS CLUB</title><summary type='text'>In response to the Dehydrated One's critically acclaimed article on Macaroons some sneaky Poppinjay has leaked the location of our hidden Sacremento bunker, from where we plot to bring humanity the finest poechemetical inspiration and Macaroons, to the world's media.Below is the proof! The Dehydrated One will look into our security issues and we will SLAM EVIL should an attack by the forces of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114389142463461835/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114389142463461835&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114389142463461835'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114389142463461835'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/04/newsflash-sneaky-jackanapes-move.html' title='NEWSFLASH: SNEAKY JACKANAPES MOVE AGAINST THE SUPER BLOGGERS CLUB'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114389059027823355</id><published>2006-04-01T03:05:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-04-01T05:40:46.750-08:00</updated><title type='text'>An Entry from The Cloned Corpse of Marcus Tal's Enchiridion of the Strange and Wonderful:  The Titibumus Poppinjayass</title><summary type='text'>Titibumus Poppinjayass  is pictured on the RightName: Titibumus PoppinjayassThe Titibumus Poppinjayass to give its vernacular title is a particulary rare and vociferous sub-species of the Poppinjay genus. Although it does not display the strutting characteristics of most Poppinjays, this particularly large specied is known for its unrivaled love of Maltesers and fine Chinese Food. It is mostly </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114389059027823355/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114389059027823355&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114389059027823355'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114389059027823355'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/04/entry-from-cloned-corpse-of-marcus.html' title='An Entry from The Cloned Corpse of Marcus Tal&apos;s Enchiridion of the Strange and Wonderful:  The Titibumus Poppinjayass'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114357894752580962</id><published>2006-03-28T11:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-28T13:01:43.256-08:00</updated><title type='text'>An Intimate History of the Macaroon</title><summary type='text'>Making tasty coconut Macaroons is all too easy.  Quite frankly any fool can do it and there are plenty of easy how to guides online.Here for instance is a prime example.What is more significant though is the fact that most people do not know how to care for their tasty Macaroons once they have themThe sad truth is that even this creature knows more about the care of Macaroons than most of you out</summary><link rel='related' href='http://64.70.136.194/1%20dirty.jpg' title='An Intimate History of the Macaroon'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114357894752580962/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114357894752580962&amp;isPopup=true' title='43 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114357894752580962'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114357894752580962'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/03/intimate-history-of-macaroon.html' title='An Intimate History of the Macaroon'/><author><name>The dehydrated corpse of Marcus Tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15788117530748394934</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/Caputo/balkenende.jpg'/></author><thr:total>43</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114357386706993864</id><published>2006-03-28T11:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-29T05:10:37.200-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Seven Rules of SUPER BLOGGERS CLUB</title><summary type='text'>1. Write a SUPER Blog2. Never Trust anybody with a Moustache3. Never use Frozen Bananas for Sexual Pleasure4. Respect your Elders5. Stimulate Your Inner Poet 6. Always Feed Your Macaroons7. SLAM EVIL! </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114357386706993864/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114357386706993864&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114357386706993864'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114357386706993864'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/03/seven-rules-of-super-bloggers-club.html' title='The Seven Rules of SUPER BLOGGERS CLUB'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114348018045466563</id><published>2006-03-27T09:11:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-28T11:31:36.720-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Important Announcement: The Birth of the Super Bloggers Club</title><summary type='text'>It is time for the bloggers of the world to make a stand against the four faces of EVIL under the BANNER OFTHE SUPER BLOGGERS CLUBGALACTIC WARLORD XENUBRITISH SUPREME CHANCELLOR TONY BLAIRUS PRESIDENT GEORGE W BUSHSHAPESHIFTING REPTILE CAROL VORDERMANThe Dehydrated Corpse of Marcus Tal will soon be publishing  our first strike against evil with the OFFICIAL SUPER BLOGGERS CLUB COCONUT MACAROON </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114348018045466563/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114348018045466563&amp;isPopup=true' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114348018045466563'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114348018045466563'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/03/important-announcement-birth-of-super.html' title='Important Announcement: The Birth of the Super Bloggers Club'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114337940886943744</id><published>2006-03-26T05:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-26T05:23:29.006-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Mysterious  Ellipses...</title><summary type='text'>Mysterious are the ellipses...Things I look into suggest a perpetual World War of human shameA mysterious filing system systemMysterious are the ellipses...Shameful Accounts department rock operaIn the style of  Godspell, Evita or We Can Start AppearingSung by toxic tit people, an effort to get and give organized religionMysterious are the ellipses...Things do not flow properly into Rose's tent..</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114337940886943744/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114337940886943744&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114337940886943744'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114337940886943744'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/03/mysterious-ellipses.html' title='Mysterious  Ellipses...'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114336998825766102</id><published>2006-03-26T02:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-26T02:46:28.276-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Cake Munching Pastures of a Cakesniffer's Rectum</title><summary type='text'>A Cakesniffer endures the purifying act of Rectal AlightingBeware of Cakesniffers, hot diggittySick People, Cake defilers of darkest arts, farts pissing aboutThe human form of a 90% tax tariff rating to damage your brain and hollow it outThey type keyboard messages with marmalade chunky bits and devastating alacrityShopping in Tescos for Croissants and Muffins dailyThey plunder babies cribs for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114336998825766102/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114336998825766102&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114336998825766102'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114336998825766102'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/03/cake-munching-pastures-of-cakesniffers.html' title='Cake Munching Pastures of a Cakesniffer&apos;s Rectum'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114333376680538309</id><published>2006-03-25T16:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-25T16:42:46.886-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Crafty Chocolate Minstrels with Caramel Cornets</title><summary type='text'>Got me a Vauxhall Velocoraptor for Mothering SundaySo much time ago I said "By ye powah of ye Gods mighty Thor"Sitting on my lap ripping it was in a purple DressMinima Black and full time football to relieve stressTalons like Steak KnifeWobbling on a table, a metaphor for lifeA difficult contortion here in the inescapable village,Stimulating my hand picked pork bayonetCrafty chocolate Minstrels </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114333376680538309/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114333376680538309&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114333376680538309'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114333376680538309'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/03/crafty-chocolate-minstrels-with.html' title='Crafty Chocolate Minstrels with Caramel Cornets'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114217324404730966</id><published>2006-03-12T06:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-12T06:24:49.926-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Shitting through the Ether I move the genre</title><summary type='text'>Why Do I this do?Get BlogsBlog WiseBrit BlogsBlog CatalogConduits to a Globe Of Sin?Well being from a Bran Flakes Overdose,Shitting through the ether I move the genre,Whether in Air HockeyThe Art Of credibilityLeft pretty sureWork saps your seven chakrasI Ever LiveWithout... the aftermathand while it reeks of MineIt Will Be entertaining.I am definately  enjoying my angerDrop Down Australia:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114217324404730966/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114217324404730966&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114217324404730966'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114217324404730966'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/03/shitting-through-ether-i-move-genre.html' title='Shitting through the Ether I move the genre'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114156342389624040</id><published>2006-03-05T04:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-05T04:58:30.550-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Alvar Hanso's Fake Beard</title><summary type='text'>Holy Alvar Hanso's Fake Beard BatmanWorn in times undercover and that is soDogged fake beard Fansattempt to debunk thatthe legendary Alvar HansoYet he has more in common with Red HerringsThat legendary Alvar Hanso with his faux beardWhen we met him in Exodus Part  TwoDreaming of high quality hatches &amp; kitchenseating food and infiltrating the competition pages of Rugged Elegant Man WeeklyThe </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114156342389624040/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114156342389624040&amp;isPopup=true' title='46 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114156342389624040'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114156342389624040'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/03/alvar-hansos-fake-beard.html' title='Alvar Hanso&apos;s Fake Beard'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>46</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114121536699825164</id><published>2006-03-01T04:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-01T04:16:07.023-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Weapons Grade Plutonium On The Brain</title><summary type='text'>Plutonium Powder,The Oxford Research and Russian Federation's Chow Mein of Mass Destructionirradiated reprocessedMeet the coreA Fraction of within an 1.000 fundamental changeA rendered Core, 34 metric tonnesRequired for the core and uranium MOX irradiationIndustrial infrastructure and closed fuel plant.At designated sites this makes the safe management a Kung Po confectionNuclear weapons </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114121536699825164/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114121536699825164&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114121536699825164'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114121536699825164'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/03/weapons-grade-plutonium-on-brain.html' title='Weapons Grade Plutonium On The Brain'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114080657583835537</id><published>2006-02-24T10:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-24T10:47:00.976-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Ballad of Roger Singeon-Smythe</title><summary type='text'>Random Musings are the way of usTo the potential uniqueness of each garlic cloveHanging around their namesHumour, book and vocabulary...These are the virtue of Roger Singeon-Symthe.Seen in the daytime, Roger Singeon-SymtheCome battle with Gustav MahlerRightly perhaps without the night bird I have turned the pages of a newspaper called Le SoirUnder the living lines that my cane and vocabulary </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114080657583835537/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114080657583835537&amp;isPopup=true' title='62 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114080657583835537'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114080657583835537'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/02/ballad-of-roger-singeon-smythe.html' title='The Ballad of Roger Singeon-Smythe'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>62</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114036899789954036</id><published>2006-02-20T08:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-19T09:13:07.603-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Google the last living bane of central European Ethnocentrism</title><summary type='text'>Phylax Helleneis threatened,in a ton of the first thoughts of mankindA heady brew of domestic Greek corruption &amp; Greek Cypriot leadersUsing a Web search to inflict a religion of legislation.Those even mentioned in favor of thisYorgo; Greece and the Stalinistswould be a strong elementnot as heavy as Strontium Dog.The Phylax Postsremain the right placepositive stress on goodgenuinely disgusted with</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114036899789954036/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114036899789954036&amp;isPopup=true' title='11 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114036899789954036'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114036899789954036'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/02/google-last-living-bane-of-central.html' title='Google the last living bane of central European Ethnocentrism'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-114036065777234046</id><published>2006-02-19T06:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-19T06:50:57.790-08:00</updated><title type='text'>A collaborative Internet Poem I wrote a verse for...</title><summary type='text'>SUN KILL MOONDarkest hoursDarkest nightDeathly silenceDarkness heightDarkest is theDress of drearyDastardly killing inDeadly furyDarkest sunEncompass allFiery coldMoon must fallDimly lit skyBuring brightlyDamning facadeSinning slightlyLuna, my moon, so much I adoreThou shall stay forevermore?The sun that I thee abhorSo much hatred, useless metaphorcradle not its fallen crestunder mornlight none </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/114036065777234046/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=114036065777234046&amp;isPopup=true' title='24 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114036065777234046'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/114036065777234046'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/02/collaborative-internet-poem-i-wrote.html' title='A collaborative Internet Poem I wrote a verse for...'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>24</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113977828997868187</id><published>2006-02-12T12:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-12T13:04:50.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I AM ZARDOZ, I AM THE FLYING MACHINE</title><summary type='text'>Puny mortals worship at the ALTAR of Zardoz's Manly BodyI pronouce Zardoz with dialogueThat renegadeI holds a strange beastFinanced by perky British actressesThe denizens of Earth worship my plotand my flying machineThe science fiction genre opposed to fall togetherI am the big flying machine.After 45 minutes of Eric Idleand the good nature of motion lamps.Happiness is a shipment ofa shipment of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113977828997868187/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113977828997868187&amp;isPopup=true' title='19 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113977828997868187'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113977828997868187'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/02/i-am-zardoz-i-am-flying-machine.html' title='I AM ZARDOZ, I AM THE FLYING MACHINE'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>19</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113933786585455639</id><published>2006-02-07T10:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-07T10:44:25.870-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Sexy Powar of Floots</title><summary type='text'>Come Suck my flootImport Floot's tools into your lifeThud with placid forceThe season be right for digging ditchesseeking play penetrating expletives and gritFloot's POWAH partially crafted by irate woodworkersAn electric current increased...by the loving triumph of dynamitewill blast apart your private mills, ponds, and crapsA relief released, a scud of love and errant freedomAcross creation, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113933786585455639/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113933786585455639&amp;isPopup=true' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113933786585455639'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113933786585455639'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/02/sexy-powar-of-floots.html' title='The Sexy Powar of Floots'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113916434092016938</id><published>2006-02-05T10:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-05T13:10:27.980-08:00</updated><title type='text'>You don't realise what you do to me...</title><summary type='text'>David Hasselhoff is the Mozart of Pop MusicBow before his magic, you must...</summary><link rel='related' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/' title='You don&apos;t realise what you do to me...'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113916434092016938/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113916434092016938&amp;isPopup=true' title='28 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113916434092016938'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113916434092016938'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/02/you-dont-realise-what-you-do-to-me.html' title='You don&apos;t realise what you do to me...'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>28</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113881300072529253</id><published>2006-02-01T08:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-01T08:56:40.756-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Anturiaethau ag dalla Ninja Athrawon i mewn Cymru - Part the first</title><summary type='text'>Yn canlyn 'm 'n ddiweddar metaphysical brush ag 'm dessicated persona Balfalais 'i adfedda at anturia ar gerdded chan 'm darostwng anheddfa 'ma i mewn rhithofod a argeisia 'r callineb chan Dai 'r feistrola a 'n gysefin 'n hyfforddus 'm i mewn 'r sporadic scintilating enaid yoga ddisgybla. Anrhega 'ma 'r adameg chan 'm travels i mewn chwilia chan 'r 'n fawr ddyn himself.Namyn 'n flaen 'r ddelw </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.ysrnry.co.uk/articles/letters17.htm' title='Anturiaethau ag dalla Ninja Athrawon i mewn Cymru - Part the first'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113881300072529253/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113881300072529253&amp;isPopup=true' title='15 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113881300072529253'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113881300072529253'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/02/anturiaethau-ag-dalla-ninja-athrawon-i.html' title='Anturiaethau ag dalla Ninja Athrawon i mewn Cymru - Part the first'/><author><name>The dehydrated corpse of Marcus Tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15788117530748394934</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/Caputo/balkenende.jpg'/></author><thr:total>15</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113863789073541489</id><published>2006-01-30T08:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-30T08:18:10.800-08:00</updated><title type='text'>A Toad on Velvet Background</title><summary type='text'>THIS... is this steel made from the state.We hide in these measurements.........................................................................................Reaching 160 never give up taking up causes.Our Greek Ministry trying to urge the problemsCan all this merriment shake my body in Europe.Can I be of them, are YOU?Watch out the Turks they bath in Onionsand dedicate mushrooms to Kofte </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113863789073541489/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113863789073541489&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113863789073541489'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113863789073541489'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/toad-on-velvet-background.html' title='A Toad on Velvet Background'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113854899607313550</id><published>2006-01-29T07:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-29T07:36:36.086-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Who Can Throw Them and Avenge me ?</title><summary type='text'>Sovereignty of infidelities too trueTime around the swirling chaos they clawfinancial feasibility of new lawsuffocating bureaucracy and dinners for me and you. Receiving the room early in real time. Hope to further tighten the VerdictAfter all these events, we socialize in grimeand actions of all heartless usually wearing high heels Air-mail arranged marriages and nickel subsidiesI Owe 20 metres </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113854899607313550/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113854899607313550&amp;isPopup=true' title='15 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113854899607313550'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113854899607313550'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/who-can-throw-them-and-avenge-me.html' title='Who Can Throw Them and Avenge me ?'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>15</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113837824605912459</id><published>2006-01-27T08:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-27T08:10:46.086-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Может сказать большой части из клубники одни? (Who can tell most of the strawberry ones?)</title><summary type='text'>Гарантия деньг, никакая ОН назад к маневру в этом вкусном ехпортированном стейке страуса, представленном unto вкус отпочковывается, thou не заявляет НЕТ. Рубашки фланели, удобные ботинки, истиння значение: Я думал. Я увидел обслуживания греческой аварийной ситуации медицинские для Marchewix, ее, котор вы. После того как я потерян в их телах, обгрызать некоторый из стейка страуса, котор клиент </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113837824605912459/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113837824605912459&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113837824605912459'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113837824605912459'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/who-can-tell-most-of-strawberry-ones.html' title='Может сказать большой части из клубники одни? (Who can tell most of the strawberry ones?)'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113812012336334046</id><published>2006-01-24T08:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-24T08:28:43.376-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Farm Gear on Smoke Stacks</title><summary type='text'>Waking up immediately posted by the showroom dripping with elongated streamers of bubbles brewing in a levitating sprint.  Instead turning round on it They are not the spray to become a current I yelp for the rhythm of Angels on a  Roadrunner.Huckleberry steamboats turning my feetTurning the theme, scream KXTC!! KXTC!! The amazing cruisers on now! Moving faster I dervished my powerA sea, the grid</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113812012336334046/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113812012336334046&amp;isPopup=true' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113812012336334046'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113812012336334046'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/farm-gear-on-smoke-stacks.html' title='Farm Gear on Smoke Stacks'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113778502072001225</id><published>2006-01-23T11:23:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-01T13:02:41.816-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Phil Hendrie Poem</title><summary type='text'>Philcertainly more closely resembled renegade hoaxerseponymous host stops and his voice dipsAn on-air God will speakAlmost made more likely, the pips doth squeakEveryone agrees he gets his cookies.Hendrie finally had subsided, and shortOne to judgesdone for on TV Utter FailureThose yammering dimwits on his talk showsThe audience for debate, the timebecause cat sex is just beginning to decayIn an </summary><link rel='related' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/' title='The Phil Hendrie Poem'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113778502072001225/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113778502072001225&amp;isPopup=true' title='15 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113778502072001225'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113778502072001225'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/phil-hendrie-poem.html' title='The Phil Hendrie Poem'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>15</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113784621580935804</id><published>2006-01-21T03:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-22T09:35:40.326-08:00</updated><title type='text'>REVELATIONS</title><summary type='text'>Gather round, hear me, for I shall unveil a cowardly would be murderer and his associates:10987654321The mystery murderer in my analytical opinion is:=THE DESSICATED CORPSE OF MARCUS TALThe excessive elaborate violence of the bid, designed to generate more than a few dead chunks of my clone DNA is a trademark of this brute. This fiend holds a vendetta the size of the Isle of Wight against myself </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113784621580935804/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113784621580935804&amp;isPopup=true' title='20 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113784621580935804'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113784621580935804'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/revelations.html' title='REVELATIONS'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>20</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113776592706335239</id><published>2006-01-20T05:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-20T07:49:40.530-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I live</title><summary type='text'>This is the Cloned Corpse of Marcus Tal speaking:I have come forth from the shadows to assure the denizens of the internet that I have survived the cowardly attempt on my life.  I have been sheltered by a kind blog-ally who shall remain nameless. I should like to thank the kind words of support I have received from people such as Scruffy American, Cocaine Jesus, Gilbert Koh and Sorrow.Nonetheless</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113776592706335239/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113776592706335239&amp;isPopup=true' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113776592706335239'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113776592706335239'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/i-live.html' title='I live'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113744394135661384</id><published>2006-01-16T11:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-18T01:21:44.396-08:00</updated><title type='text'>UPDATED From the files of the Tal Shiar Death Squad of the Dehydrated Corpse of Marcus Tal:The Usual Suspects</title><summary type='text'>For all of his mighty precautions theuntimely demise of thecloned corpse of Marcus Tal has met hiskismet...or has he?Mere mortals such as yourselves can only wonder whichenemy of the clone could have carried out this act.A lion of Macedonia?Not a man who should be crossed lightly.Does this mean a pre-emptive strike to thwart the Tal Shiar Death Squad?Many have wondered at what evil lies in the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113744394135661384/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113744394135661384&amp;isPopup=true' title='43 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113744394135661384'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113744394135661384'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/updated-from-files-of-tal-shiar-death.html' title='UPDATED From the files of the Tal Shiar Death Squad of the Dehydrated Corpse of Marcus Tal:The Usual Suspects'/><author><name>The dehydrated corpse of Marcus Tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15788117530748394934</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/Caputo/balkenende.jpg'/></author><thr:total>43</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113744014205338399</id><published>2006-01-16T10:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-16T11:37:49.166-08:00</updated><title type='text'>NEWSFLASH: Strange and Wonderous Ways</title><summary type='text'>Gather round of ye mortals for I have tidings of great tragedy to heap upon the unwashed masses who lurk upon this very Blog.It is my sad duty to tell you about the strange fate that has fallen upon the Cloned Corpse of Marcus Tal.My own cloned brother.The picture above is the last we have of him before his Segway was struck by a missile upon Venice Beach.The Cloned Corpse was taking his usual 11</summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.klem1410.com/ClassLibrary/Page/Images/Data/216.jpg' title='NEWSFLASH: Strange and Wonderous Ways'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113744014205338399/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113744014205338399&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113744014205338399'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113744014205338399'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/newsflash-strange-and-wonderous-ways.html' title='NEWSFLASH: Strange and Wonderous Ways'/><author><name>The dehydrated corpse of Marcus Tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15788117530748394934</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/Caputo/balkenende.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113707890354246414</id><published>2006-01-12T06:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-12T07:18:56.890-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Inevitable Saturday</title><summary type='text'>This is a picture of her bottyI am between my mother’s canalI am in need, no words, Sausages are different, Rabbit vibrators are banalI am the look of my finger and the taste of Lemon CurdI am in his pants and his big wordI am Mysterious Gothic appeal of a special classI am prone as I hear him pull my assI am tiny pieces of them across many milesI am Perfect, hairless, baby soft moan and smilesI </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113707890354246414/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113707890354246414&amp;isPopup=true' title='13 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113707890354246414'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113707890354246414'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/inevitable-saturday.html' title='The Inevitable Saturday'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>13</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113701697327900758</id><published>2006-01-11T13:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-11T14:22:17.743-08:00</updated><title type='text'>IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT about HONOR</title><summary type='text'>The Time for Honoring Yourself Is At An End</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113701697327900758/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113701697327900758&amp;isPopup=true' title='11 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113701697327900758'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113701697327900758'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/important-announcement-about-honor.html' title='IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT about HONOR'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113699033526489775</id><published>2006-01-11T06:23:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-12T05:07:22.510-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Too Just Is The LORD Who Plans In Correct Sentences</title><summary type='text'>Ron Person’s bag of donut, upon my wall I tiesocial and time since changing my companyEnjoying books, a neighbor's glass of hospitalityHeil Christmas, everyone and Kreme KrispyWatching thankful cloned corpse diePeeling potatoes &amp; collecting platinum GazoosLittle Blessings and Best HugsBibles, Harry Potter &amp; Tobey JugsA multitude of Norwegian John CarewsPlanning in correct sentences, too just is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113699033526489775/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113699033526489775&amp;isPopup=true' title='19 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113699033526489775'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113699033526489775'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/too-just-is-lord-who-plans-in-correct.html' title='Too Just Is The LORD Who Plans In Correct Sentences'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>19</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113689864990551250</id><published>2006-01-10T05:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-10T06:20:57.340-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Facing the Face of RESPECT</title><summary type='text'>Taking back the streets for the law-abiding majorityRESPECT: the human raceThe real fruits of a 21st century fableCrime in the manners’ mazeNew Parent Powers in place for a new golden age?In many television &amp; people sessions,An adhesive, insipid folly tasting of Peach-MableMarking time before his purgatoryPossible new fixed penalty notices and communitiesPlans too cumbersome and beyond </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113689864990551250/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113689864990551250&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113689864990551250'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113689864990551250'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/facing-face-of-respect.html' title='Facing the Face of RESPECT'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113683237170928963</id><published>2006-01-09T10:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-09T10:55:01.226-08:00</updated><title type='text'>A Picture Never Lies...</title><summary type='text'>The dehydrated Corpse of Marcus Tal savouring a fine glass of brandy after  betraying his co-workers to the secret police.Mock his looks at your peril...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113683237170928963/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113683237170928963&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113683237170928963'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113683237170928963'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/picture-never-lies.html' title='A Picture Never Lies...'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113682317423805326</id><published>2006-01-09T07:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-09T08:12:54.246-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Neetee's Pantry Ladle</title><summary type='text'>Toiling in my kitchen of Kingdom of Heavy Hot Loaves,Stories of words, can I do. Will you decide to follow ? Fishermen of hearts, smiths of words and moustacheod Chefs of Stew come far and wideHeavily spiced prose tasting by way of aromatic Gwendolyn &amp; SwollowPoured forth into my forge of eclectic literary stovesNeetee's ladle is finally stirredno expense is spared, Cutlery and bowls arranged </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113682317423805326/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113682317423805326&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113682317423805326'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113682317423805326'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/neetees-pantry-ladle.html' title='Neetee&apos;s Pantry Ladle'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113673113980451125</id><published>2006-01-08T05:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-08T08:28:49.926-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Modeling to Inline Elements</title><summary type='text'>Ritually to reflector's edgeLike the fine plotting of Falcon's CrestPotter's clay an undressed shapeA menagerie of poses varying in styleDevouring guest's roses with a smileBloggers converge to see Faith's bestBreathe deep before a good night's restBetween work, studied skills and her chestA Poem by the cloned corpse of Marcus Talinspired by the blog of Young Faith</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113673113980451125/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113673113980451125&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113673113980451125'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113673113980451125'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/modeling-to-inline-elements.html' title='Modeling to Inline Elements'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113666760993019373</id><published>2006-01-07T12:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-09T01:52:26.310-08:00</updated><title type='text'>IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Introducing....</title><summary type='text'>Gaze upon the face of The Dehydrated Corpse of Marcus TalUsing advanced skin care techniques and a phillishave razor the dehydrated corpse is looking as radiant and youthful as ever. Inspired by what he calls my "inexplicable..." poetry the dehydrated corpse of marcus tal successfully lobbied for better housing provisions for homeless LEGO bricks in the Romulan Senate (or so he says). He looks </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113666760993019373/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113666760993019373&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113666760993019373'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113666760993019373'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/important-announcement-introducing_07.html' title='IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Introducing....'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113665080317110628</id><published>2006-01-07T07:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-08T08:26:17.010-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Lament for Chatshow Charlie</title><summary type='text'>The 2003 invasion of his leadership contestAnd for a time the public share of Chatshow Charliefrom Plymouth to Inverness was the nation blessedCharlie and chums formed distinctive policiesleaving hopeless Tories vanquished.Principled stand in the 2001 election.Principled stand the South West Tories received a pastingPrincipled stand in Inverness.Principled stand in the invasion of the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113665080317110628/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113665080317110628&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113665080317110628'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113665080317110628'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/lament-for-chatshow-charlie.html' title='Lament for Chatshow Charlie'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113662919704937395</id><published>2006-01-07T01:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-07T02:19:57.276-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ten Forward States of Ostrich Steak</title><summary type='text'>The states they are not looking at times, psych!MY logic NOT worth the car, being strong under long travelling road with my cakeI wonder my feet into your name with my spunky backpackbut rather than have principled mannerI invigilate friendly nonsense, rock the mike...Shipped to Greece in American airfreightFrom where daily chores &amp; tasks, a fascination for Clinton's stainsmaterialist ethics, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113662919704937395/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113662919704937395&amp;isPopup=true' title='17 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113662919704937395'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113662919704937395'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/ten-forward-states-of-ostrich-steak.html' title='Ten Forward States of Ostrich Steak'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>17</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113657990484257489</id><published>2006-01-06T12:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-06T12:38:24.843-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Fragmented Cows in Low Rent Pastures</title><summary type='text'>This Blog is monetarily worth nothingbut can anyone aloneput a price on the cloneof a deranged dead manand their Poechemitcal inspiration?A fragmented thought by the cloned corpse of Marcus Tal</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113657990484257489/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113657990484257489&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113657990484257489'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113657990484257489'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/fragmented-cows-in-low-rent-pastures.html' title='Fragmented Cows in Low Rent Pastures'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113656270818098326</id><published>2006-01-06T07:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-07T09:40:45.976-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Prepare to Unleash the Fucking Fury</title><summary type='text'>Perplexedly, this morning BBC talent listsGalloway, great British people’s defiant political animal,drowned in a dilemma with bright eyes, joining Big Brother’s freaky carnivale.Marauding honoured inductees, paid ridiculous fees, entering mediocrity’s far-reaching mists.Sadly lacking top hat &amp;  doormouse in the house,demented garden party guests comprisingmysterious unknown with big hips, ladies </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113656270818098326/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113656270818098326&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113656270818098326'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113656270818098326'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/prepare-to-unleash-fucking-fury.html' title='Prepare to Unleash the Fucking Fury'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113649045293925859</id><published>2006-01-05T10:42:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-07T18:42:42.790-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Perpetual Traction Chuckle Engine</title><summary type='text'>Do you know Chucklevision, do you ?!High profile moral comedyspreading its message from Rotherham, South Yorkshire,Inspiration &amp; Jersey.Gilded teeth like white mercedes,sporting fine mullets for gentlemen &amp; ladies,timeless slapstick champions fighting comedy's malaise,are brothers two.Opposed to scowling cheeks of disbelieving Jackanapes,brothers Paul and Barry tickle comedy critics and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113649045293925859/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113649045293925859&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113649045293925859'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113649045293925859'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/perpetual-traction-chuckle-engine.html' title='Perpetual Traction Chuckle Engine'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113639786479563010</id><published>2006-01-04T09:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-04T10:04:24.836-08:00</updated><title type='text'>At Midnight Demanding Entry</title><summary type='text'>Its words. Flowing how some peoplefree their giant dragon kitesinto the sky's blue everything.Trees softening in sky's flame of wind.Yet, all day in Singapore, there can be another way.Some remain forgotten, and others should know better.Yet through shuttered windows, a barred pale yellow heart is burning,a varied candle amongst others at midnight's doorstep.Oblivious to a thousand irrelevant </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113639786479563010/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113639786479563010&amp;isPopup=true' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113639786479563010'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113639786479563010'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/at-midnight-demanding-entry.html' title='At Midnight Demanding Entry'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113639060735494070</id><published>2006-01-04T07:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-04T08:19:20.950-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Wonder Ninth: A Poem for Starbender</title><summary type='text'>Can you count to their Pictorial musings,for personal pleasure?Avante, Avante,bumb, bumb, Beumarchais sit tight.For as the Goat can be a devil’s slate roof,Starbender is to rights.Without ulterior economic motive,or ownership of the beginning...For as a Noun is a PICTURE likeSprite Trees &amp; Bitter Pills,Paul Atreides &amp; Mentat Mushrooms,Steel Teeth &amp; Fishnet Stockings,Weirding modules &amp; Cloris </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113639060735494070/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113639060735494070&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113639060735494070'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113639060735494070'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/wonder-ninth-poem-for-starbender.html' title='Wonder Ninth: A Poem for Starbender'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113631429122467677</id><published>2006-01-03T10:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-07T09:34:18.366-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Hasselhoff: Smiling Martyr of Toast</title><summary type='text'>The best picture that was ever!Be written with lawns awashwith respect and show us your fans,glorious choruses playing, of course with your fansgrand songs of Germanic splendour.We tried to find out, DaveHappy Dave Mulleted Dave, our Amazon HoffWe adore your gentle handsBut most of all a wee in the Offical David Hasselhoff paper airplaneWe adore you and Kitt filming Knight Rider.Then into an </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113631429122467677/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113631429122467677&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113631429122467677'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113631429122467677'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/hasselhoff-smiling-martyr-of-toast.html' title='Hasselhoff: Smiling Martyr of Toast'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113621923881852917</id><published>2006-01-02T07:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-02T08:27:18.826-08:00</updated><title type='text'>A Neon Buzzard Soars</title><summary type='text'>He nursed nervously smoothing imaginary wisps ofcandles and he loosened his gloved old hands. The underside of a Troll's lairis no shelter from the cold.He stared without seeing.A trolley rattled past,if conjured like a fresh poemwritten of fresh fish, liquer, and dogs on strings. The shelf of snow everywhere is delicate,a coruscating patchwork of the dimly lit, whilst a lively young girl's great</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113621923881852917/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113621923881852917&amp;isPopup=true' title='11 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113621923881852917'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113621923881852917'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/neon-buzzard-soars.html' title='A Neon Buzzard Soars'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113620919724512382</id><published>2006-01-02T05:11:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-02T10:46:06.406-08:00</updated><title type='text'>One Time with their Minds, I seek a Home for My Comments</title><summary type='text'>At keeping up an assortment of the morning,It looks so, my son was hip enough of scrimmageHe read the Memoirs of a Guru.It finally got me interestedand concerned about our image.The hair!To work, to his pants and socks!Is this going to dress up the movie?and is corporal punishment  gonna rock?How cute is me!On sound so sick.I hope I was singing in G!For I post a little fun...And some time...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113620919724512382/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113620919724512382&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113620919724512382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113620919724512382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2006/01/one-time-with-their-minds-i-seek-home.html' title='One Time with their Minds, I seek a Home for My Comments'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/CCOMT/tal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-113615939560430529</id><published>2006-01-01T14:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-02T07:45:32.643-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Manage by Geography: A Poem</title><summary type='text'>But not an easy task is this.For I am drawing the project cyclescoated in John Wagner's aura,his balls resting on Clean Firetrucksrather then merely dropping to left of them.The work during this,is the net you visit,and I inhabit.For although you may be a mere surfer,Yet my return as an explorer of ideasis in finding an amazing blogger.Then basically put, ignored, or then treated as throwaways by</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113615939560430529/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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decay...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/feeds/113603653044741222/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20372642&amp;postID=113603653044741222&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113603653044741222'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20372642/posts/default/113603653044741222'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marcustal.blogspot.com/2005/12/i-am-cloned-corpse-of-marcus-tal.html' title='I am the Cloned Corpse of Marcus Tal'/><author><name>the cloned corpse of marcus tal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' 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