tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-203726422009-11-07T20:10:03.170-08:00The Seven Rules of The Marcus Tal Foundation and the SUPER BLOGGERS CLUB are: 1. Write a SUPER Blog 2. Never Trust anybody with a Moustache 3. Never use Frozen Bananas for Sexual Pleasure 4. Respect your Elders 5. Stimulate Your Inner Poet 6. Always Feed Your Macaroons 7. SLAM EVIL!the cloned corpse of marcus talhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05010901915216297464noreply@blogger.comBlogger83125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20372642.post-54987800228218374172007-03-07T09:18:00.000-08:002007-03-07T09:28:52.184-08:00

Cake and syringes, introducing air bubblescarefully cutting the types of cakeswith more than one cake horizontally.Frosting or several specialized sprinkleswith Buttercream are popular.Crystallizing fruits to create an articleof sugery shameAs Cakes without the ingridient bag are stackedon the terms of baking without an ovenFor meals at ceremonial occasions,particularly weddings, anniversariesThe

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For A very different reasonthe levels of suicide entered his experienceswith his love for the clinicand counselling groupsHe despaired as he revealederectile controversy masqueradingfor his homosexual anticsin shady back alleysthieves of time clutching each othertheir increasingly frantic attemptsto find the grand openinghis ineptitude overflowingstaining John-Paul's clothed posterior culminating

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Spammers do not fuck with my Zebra.

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Small town, Big Cat Lookingthrough the Google search town, blogging Andover Small smallLooking within Big Cat ArchivesUneducated heathen2005 September 2006 September 2005 October 2005 January2007 Epic Movie Imagining the unexpected evil genius earning hisiPod ShuffleHanging around post officesAssaulting children elderly and womenBusting the kid's chopsin the past month End,Yes that is that will

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I return from my exileThe Gift of Poechemy is yours to receive....

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Let it not be said...

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The Dehydrated Corpse's favourite fictional character ever and lifelong role model invites you around his home.

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Two glorious declarations from Leifo arethe best vehicle to communicatesuch ridiculousness and power.His character is an enigma, we cannot understand himThere is poultry, fish, beef in the fight with his spreadsheets.For as kind regards are postedInfatuations with William Shatner, do indicate a titL-H-K’s phosphorus posts had the quality of a minor hit.But by the muscles of The MARCUS TAL

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tredst

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Due to pressing legal and artistic motivations, from henceforth the Blogger formerly known as Keif Lnauff wishes to be known as Leifo .Kind RegardsLeifo

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Have you ever wondered if human meat tastes like chicken or Pork? I have deliberated about this recently and I was disappointed. Why doesn’t human meat taste like red meat beef or lamb? My colleague at work Mr Breen tells me Cow meat tastes like beef because Cows have two stomachs and eat lots of grass. He is wrong apprarentlyFortunately L-H-K is here with the facts taken from the spreadsheet of

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As everyone who works with me knows I have a love & hate relationship with telephones. I feel sometimes they are not the best vehicle to communicate so I SLAM them.This is public service dial telephone advet about using a telephone:It is very interesting don't you think ?In the future of Star Trek with Pat Stewart telephones are replaced with elegant tricorders like these:Dont know about you but

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Tales of his pointed suitwith her dreadlocks by the carShould we bother listening to herTo truly appreciate itOne would have to be a titBut I cannot shut up her frigging crap,Out of CitizenshipRepresentatives of the night,So ridiculous and dandy.Might be useful, but not very handyBut by great Scruffy's beardand no Fear in 2006 I wishAn American culture on a plate of anguishIt turns out this is

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Hello Blogosphere! I am L-H-K, I originally came from Denmark to the USA many years ago. I want to share with you why I left my beloved Jutland for wider shores. I apologise if my English is not perfect.My story begins in Jutland within a small Goat herding community 10 miles south of Skarrild. I was a bright, happy young thing frolicking in the woods withj my brothers, sisters, friends and goats

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Please welcome fellow poet, ironing board, and mime artist the WORLDS FIRST half man/half Macaroon hybrid to the SUPER BLOGGERS CLUB:Name Censored by litigant's attorneys at law WOLFRAM & HARTI am very sure all the young female readers out there will be pleased to feel his striking young face and personality slipping through the cyberether.Unfortunately L-H-K is too busy working on his

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With kind regards to Scruffy Anonymous, may we present the finest, latest offering from the golden Hoff:

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Greetings, poetry fans. I have returned from my extended holiday in Bavaria supporting the TEAM USA soccerball team. IT is a shame those Italian Poppinjays won the World Cup after the elbow and lashings they dealt out to my boys in the group stages. Alas, here is poem about those arch jackanapes of the tournament, PORTUGALThis a ployto enjoy the shots of Part one to ThreeIt its fair to have my

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Following the scruffy based disaster you may have all read about on the pages of this very blog I must relate to you the details of the mission I despatched the Death Squad of Marcus Tal on. The aim of this mission was to retrieve the head of Scruffy so it could be reattached with the latest development in Macaroon technology the Macaroon trans-perambulator.As this was expected to be a

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and Soccerball

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Scruffy American: RIPThe women of Britain by SCRUFFY is a poem inspired by the departedAll whilst the French and its global alliances tear apart our not so polite dictatorshipWith poison pen letters sent via the Greek postal serviceGreece will comfort them as lipstick is applied to excusesAWAY in my body so ScruffyCalling for Miss MENTALLY ill personWho would have enough change from of my two

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Time whispers on the littlest Pincushion "That Henry is ‘Him’"…One Needle jauntily walks awayOn springy steps savouring every ounce of their Poems.Desmond's Electromagnetic anomaly makes pins swayThe streets and spills through sinew and a bleeding heart,Sorrow walks the jungle whilst Jack is an idiotCutting through lands unforgivingPuffed up trying to access the Innerspace of a PincushionTo the

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Malmsteen’s Love Truncheon,found a home of inside the anus drive of a good Disdained Servant, Duse.Because frigid temperatures will doTo any emotions he sacrificed his plumbing to Malmsteen’s manhood most bogusthat gave sunscreen tips as a bonus.Their sexual battle roar manifested the least of their lustPounding, sliding, passionate gesticulation of their really awesome thingsThe little fat man

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